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“Or you’ll die. Really.”
Hermione put all the derision she was capable of projecting colour those words, allowing it to just hang in the air.
“Granger, you have no idea the impact those periwinkle ruffles had on me,” Draco said defensively, before immediately looking at his feet again — the bloody coward.
She scoffed. “Ha! I think you saw your first exposed collarbone and it broke your brain.”
Blaise turned to Draco. “I mean, she’s not wrong, mate. That’s basically what happened.”
“Shut it, Zabini. Granger, I realise I’m not your favourite person and I understand why this is hard for you to accept —”
“You just told me you made an Unbreakable Vow in bloody fourth year — something that Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass over here helped with — that you would have sex with me before you graduated from Hogwarts. And now if you don’t shag me in the next few days, you'll die. Not just sex with someone, full stop, mind you. It has to be sex with me. Muggle-born, notorious swot and insufferable know-it-all Hermione Jean Granger. Me.”
Draco swallowed. “Yes. It has to be you.”
“I call bullshit.”
8th Year Fuck or Die AU. Enjoy!
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Arithmancy of Attraction: The Witch Weekly Effect by fluxweedstem, LunaP999
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2025
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When Witch Weekly stirs up trouble with its Valentine’s special—Ship It or Skip It—Hogwarts becomes a hotbed of gossip, and no one is more inconvenienced than Headmaster Snape and Arithmancy Professor Hermione Granger. Forced to endure the fallout of the frivolous article, and Hermione's discovery that perhaps the pairing wasn't entirely off the mark, they must navigate the absurdity of public speculation, meddlesome colleagues, overly invested students, and the undeniable tension the article dredges up.
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05 Jul 2025
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Post-Hogwarts AU. Bookish Hermione and pining Draco. 😘
Hermione is on a very important adventure as part of her job at Fletcher's Rare and Unusual Books. Also, she's terrible at dating, but that isn't relevant. To the book job, anyway.
Draco has been secretly in love with her for years. He's been roped in to helping her hunt down the rarest book of them all. Hermione would never be interested in him, he knows that, so he'll just have to control his feelings while they work in close proximity together, won’t he?
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