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Don't Get Too Political 3: Uh-Oh A Ding Dong by babyseal2000 (joker_in), Balkanika_52
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF
24 Dec 2020
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When Ilse DeLange is kidnapped by wannabe cowboy Waylon, it is up to the Euro365 crew (plus Douwe Bob) to rescue her and stop Waylon for good. Will they succeed in time for Vanja and Duncan's wedding? Will they find out just what is going on under that unnecessarily large cowboy hat?
Find out in DGTP 3: Uh-Oh A Ding Dong.
This is written for fun; don't take it seriously.Series
- Part 3 of Don't Get Too Political
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Don't Get Too Political 2: Time is Like Thunder (Ah Ah) by babyseal2000 (joker_in), Balkanika_52
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF
10 Oct 2020
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Unbeknownst to Toto Cutugno, his actions during his 1990 Eurovision-winning performance of Insieme:1992 have led to half of the current Eurovision winners to vanish from history itself. Amongst them is the Euro365 crew’s very own Duncan Laurence. With the integrity of the worldwide music industry at stake, it is up to the rest of the gang to save Duncan and the rest of the winners, or the world will never be the same.
Will Vanja rescue his fiancé in time for their wedding?
Will Vancan be able to do it?
Written for fun--don't take it seriously.Series
- Part 2 of Don't Get Too Political
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Don't Get Too Political by babyseal2000 (joker_in), Balkanika_52
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF
12 Aug 2020
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Two evil men (so far) are on a quest to conquer Europe through the kidnapping of the 2015 Eurovision spokespeople in an attempt to seize the power of European pop culture for themselves. A group of friends are tasked with a journey that will take them across the European continent in hopes of ending their evil streak. Will they succeed? Will they continue to be able to run their nightclub in Belgrade?
Who can do it? Vancan.
This is written for fun and not to be taken seriously.Series
- Part 1 of Don't Get Too Political
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Don't Get Too Political by babyseal2000 (joker_in), Balkanika_52, joker_in
Fandom: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
04 Jun 2022
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The adventures of a group of friends who own a Eurovision nightclub in Belgrade. Hilarity ensues.
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midva by metropoleis
Fandoms: Joker Out (Band), Käärijä (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
25 Sep 2025
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He had missed him so much. All the time, between long winters, stray phone calls and text messages. Bojan doesn't want to let go again.
Jere probably saw him yesterday, but Bojan hasn't seen him in months.
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25 Sep 2025
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Let It Snow by helakkas (justkeeponwriting)
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
07 May 2025
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In which Jere is the local hermit unwilling to leave his house to even shovel his driveway, and Bojan is his way too eager new neighbor.
Written for Bojere Week 2025, for day 4/5/6: AU/colder months/clothes sharing
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08 May 2025
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I'll trust my heart; what else can I do? by kuurama
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
02 Nov 2024
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“Okay. What the hell happened on Halloween?”
The tremor of bass in his body. Bright lights of the club toilets. Wide, infectious smile that fully revealed the teeth. Angular accent that didn't much care for the rules of English grammar. Deep, electric connection that crackled in the air. Carefree laughter that rang over the music. Chest that pressed onto his own. Lips that tasted like raspberry and rum.
“Batman,” Bojan sighed reverently. “Batman happened.”
Bookmarked by joker_in
03 Nov 2024
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I'm lost in search for you by kuurama for sepetajmikolikomehoces
Fandoms: Joker Out (Band), Käärijä (Musician)
27 Jun 2024
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“You’ll stay with me, right? Like you promised?”
“What, you plan to bully Mikke?” Jere asked with a chuckle, though it died down quickly when he saw the worried look in Bojan’s deep, dark eyes. “Bojan?”
Bojan licked his lips nervously, gripping Jere’s hand tightly. “I just- I feel like you’ll disappear if we go outside.”
Jere frowned and glanced out of the window out to the street. It was pretty busy, most people going home around this time. “How?”
“I don’t know.”
“Okay.” Jere nodded, giving Bojan a reassuring smile. “We go outside together, yes? You hold me and see I never go anywhere.”
“Of course,” Bojan whispered.
Jere opened the door, practically dragging Bojan over the threshold. Blood roared in Bojan’s ears, breath quickening, dread building and piling up and forcing itself up his throat and-
when he stepped outside Jere just wasn’t there anymore.
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28 Jun 2024
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Signs of love (that I walked past) by kuurama
Fandoms: Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)
09 Apr 2024
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‘“...You know how I feel about you.”
…
What?
The confusion must've shown on his face, because Bojan was quick to try and clarify. “You- you know how I feel, right? And, uh, I guess I need to tell you that it's exactly what you think it is, like, we both know it since it's pretty obvious but I guess I just… I needed to say it.”
Jere pressed his lips together, trying to parse through the odd jumble of words that Bojan blurted out. He suppressed a frown. Yes, he knew how Bojan felt.
Brother. Bro. Broski.
Ah.’
Or,
Jere wins Olympic gold medals in mental gymnastics and obliviousness and Bojan wins the world championship medals in being vague and obtuse.
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09 Apr 2024