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The Halloween Harry Potter Curse by jooncrunchytits
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2025
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In which Head Auror Hadrian Potter was in a mission in Knockturn Alley on a blazing afternoon of October 31st 2001 one day. Then in 1992 the next. Goddamnit. Its always Halloween, isn't it.
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In which Hadrian Potter-Black accidentally got thrown back 9 years in time during an auror mission, leading to him adopting his twelve year old self. 4 years since the second war ended, and the curse of halloween still follows him. But hey! He can raise his younger self if he can't go back, right?
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I'll brew a storm for you (hell would rose) by jooncrunchytits
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Aug 2022
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Everyone knows their purpose. Children of the earth and creations of the universe are well-equipped to function as deities and serve their purpose in their elements. Jungkook, the gifted deity, blessed by all kinds of higher Gods and Goddesses had lived his entire life barely knowing himself. But a coven of powerful demigods made their way to his heart and all of a sudden, being an enigma didn't matter and he was ready to overthrow the world for them.
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in which Jungkook doesn't understand his purpose but his hyungs does.
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Inspired by The Name in the Fire by NeglectfulVoid
A name believed to be long since gone was called once more. Bringing with it, heartache, betrayal, anger, grief, fear, hope and love. Harry had always hoped against hope that he had some family out there that wanted him but just didn't know about him. He dreamed that they would somehow find out and whisk him away from the Dursleys and he would have a real family. Even at 14 he wished for that reality, but it was always said be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.
And Harry…Harry got his wish. He just never in a million years thought that that family he dreamed of would be the Malfoys. Nor that he was apparently a twin!?
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When Harry turns seventeen, he receives a letter from Gringotts. This letter will change the course of history.
(And annoy the fuck out of Voldemort.)Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
20 Oct 2025
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this was so interesting and lowk comedic but abandoned
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Summer after the traumatic end of the Triwizard Tournament, instead of Harry Potter getting visions of the latest evil plot from the Dark Lord, it is Voldemort who gets visions of The-Boy-Who-Lived’s childhood.
And they’re not pleasant.
When Newt accepted to become one of Harry Potter's secret guard as a favor to Albus Dumbledore, he hadn't anticipated being faced with a choice concerning the welfare and safety of a child: obey Albus Dumbledore's orders or stay at Voldemort's side to protect Harry.
Though difficult, the right choice was clear.
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Bookmarked by jooncrunchytits
19 Oct 2025
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aww Voldemort protective and caring for harry:(( 🫶🏽🫶🏽
OH MY GODDDDD GOLDDD CHAPTER 7 WAS SO INTENSE YUM YUM
NEWT IS SO BADASS GOING AGAINST FUMBLES
NEWT IS SOOOOOO THE HUFFLEPUFF TO VOLDEMORT'S SLYTHERIN 😁🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
Severus: "My loyalty lies within Harry Potter" YESSIRR💥💥💥
Harry's so precious:((
“See, I told you, hatchling. This man makes a good mate for my master—and you’re one of my master’s clutch, which makes you my master’s mate’s hatchling, too.” Nagini paused for a half a beat. “Try saying that five times fast.”
NAGINI'S SO FUCKING FUNNY BYEEEEEE
Newt you secret slytherin 🫵🏽🫵🏽 they're staging a fake marriage to adopt Harry lmao
i love dadmort 😓🫶🏽🫶🏽 he's so cuddly for Harry awwwwww THIS REALLY SCRATCHES ALL THE ITCH OF DADMORT FOR ME 💥💥💥
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Voldemort has no idea that the snake on his lap isn’t a snake at all, that it’s the boy-who-lived who became an Animagus a month ago and decided to spend the summer holidays in his snake form to avoid having to go back to his relatives.
Prepare for a lot of fluff.
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- Part 1 of Slithery Summer
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19 Oct 2025
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“My calculations suggested that it would be most stable to split the soul into seven.”
Sirius’s mouth drops open. “Did you just say split the soul? Is that what you think horcruxes do?”
Voldemort stares back, equally stunned.