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Joe wanders over to the moka pot and the coffee mugs and pours two cups. Just as he is walking back, Nicky says nonchalantly, "I was thinking of going to the farmer's market later. Also, I found the box. It's like I can already feel you inside of me."
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This was supposed to be a little morning fluff fic based on puunnd's art. Now there is a butt plug, Nicky is on a power trip and Joe is so horny he is losing his entire goddamn mind.Bookmarked by kartess
16 Nov 2025
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Andy, Nicky, Joe and Nile fly to the safe house in Calabria to regroup. With a new team member, and old ghosts, they settle into habits and patterns both old and new.
With beautiful artwork from Linaxart!
“I thought you were sharpening the kitchen knives,” says Nile.
“I was,” Nicky says. “But then I figured, why not do the rest of them?”
“Based on the bullets on the end table,” she says, “I’m going to guess you found these under a bed.”
He gives her a blank look. “Of course not,” he says, straightfaced. “Everyone knows you keep throwing knives in the linen closet.”
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17 Oct 2025
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the smell and taste of things remain by greedy_dancer
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
26 Jul 2020
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Joe’s senses are nowhere near as developed as Andy’s, but it’s been decades, more maybe, since he got such a pure, unadulterated taste of Nicolo, no products, no laundry detergent, nothing but his skin, his sweat, his breath. It’s exactly how Nicky smelled when they first kissed, hard and desperate and confused, and the sense-memory is so strong that Joe loses his mind a little, going hard so fast it’s painful, pressing his whole front against Nicky.
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07 Oct 2025
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The safe house in Australia was supposed to be quiet. Lay low, regroup, and avoid the authorities. Easy.
Then Joe tried to adopt a spider the size of a dinner plate.
Now Nile can’t sleep, Nicky’s on his tenth knife, Booker is reconsidering his life choices, and Andy is just vibing.
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08 Sep 2025
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I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You(rovision) by DrottenDrottzen
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
07 Sep 2025
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“Uh…Joe?” Booker looks over to him too, then kicks his foot. “Joe?”
“...I am going to marry that man.” Joe says, with heavy conviction and solemness.
A love story told through the viewfinder of social media. A story about love, music and finding the other half of your heart across the world, through the Internet.
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A Eurovision fic, told through snippets of online media. Joe competes for the Netherlands. Nicky competes for Italy. Joe goes viral simping over Nicky. Romance ensues.Bookmarked by kartess
09 Jul 2025