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Fuck this shit.
Lucifer exhales, strained and quiet, shifting uncomfortably on the plush couch cushions. He’s long since abandoned his drink, the half full glass standing harrowingly next to Alastor’s significantly less empty one. Normally they’d be on their second glass by now, fighting to see who can handle the contents better, hurling insults that slowly lose their bite somewhere along the way. Today is different.
Lucifer is hard.
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Or, Angel is a dickhead. Which might be the kick in the balls the King of Hell and the Radio Demon need to let off some steam and finally fuck like animals.
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06 Nov 2025
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Falling For You (Like Angels Do) by depravednlovely for BlaackBiird
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jan 2025
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He’s the goddamn king, for fuck’s sake! He does whatever the hell he wants, whenever he wants! And if there’s one thing the fallen knows, it’s that he’s the last person in the underworld who should be babied, simply for having — well — a baby!
Lucifer feels his rage dwindle at the thought. His gaze softens, and the smoldering heat of his calloused palms dulls to doting warmth as he smooths one over the blossoming apple seed. A soft smile creeps onto his face as a different form of pride overtakes him.
“We’re not helpless, are we, little fawn?” Lucifer breathes, and content shines brightly on his face when he feels an affirmative kick beneath his fingertips. The king laughs melodically before hauling himself to his feet again, invigorated and more reassured than ever.
“That’s right, baby! We’ll show ‘em to coddle their king!”
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Or, Lucifer is tired of sinners treating him like he's made of glass. Pride and Pregnancy — a recipe for disaster.
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05 Nov 2025
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Lucifer is really tired of Alastor’s constant jabs and unsolicited advice. It comes to head when one day they’re cleaning up the hotel after an attack. Lucifer summons a clone to help Alastor’s shadow with a mess.
How much trouble could those two cause anyways?
Alternatively: Alastor’s shadow taps some clone ass and our favorite king and overlord have a front row seat to it
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04 Nov 2025
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God of Destruction Lucifer is tired of his colleague Alastor, Lord of Domination, sending worshippers to fornicate as his shrine. After all, Alastor clearly means it as an insult...right?
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04 Nov 2025
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What happens after a confrontation that results in the King of Hell throwing a duck in Alastor’s face? Well most would assume the two would just duke it out
But it seems like they have their own way of dealing with conflict 😉
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Shameless smut done with my good friend Corrine over the Season 2 Teaser!
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03 Nov 2025