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    “Oi shitty-cook! I bet I can defeat more marines than you!”

    “Oh you’re on, shitty swordsman,” he says, pulling out another cigarette and taking a hurried drag before continuing. “And what will your punishment be when you inevitably lose?” he quips, eyes glimmering with humor at Zoro’s answering scowl.

    “I don’t know,” Zoro shrugs, “Thought I could be your errand boy for the next three islands or something.”

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    Zoro keeps challenging Sanji to bets and Sanji can't figure out his endgame.

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    11 May 2026

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    Sanji wants Zoro's blood, but can't tell him; also Sanji is Zoro's mate, but neither knows—naturally, a miscommunication occurs.

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    When a wolfsbane-addled werewolf wandered into his garden and ate all his watermelons, Sanji had assumed the most annoying part would be tolerating the wolf's horrendous lack of manners—or the annoying persistence at owing him a favor. He was wrong on both counts. As the reclusive vampire quickly discovered, the hardest part was trying to remain calm when the wolf's enticing blood kept putting him at risk of doing something incredibly stupid...

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    08 May 2026

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    Postman Sanji delivers and sends letters for the soldiers at Camp East Blue.

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    The bell above the door chimed, and he looked up eagerly, a familiar figure skulking into the post office.

    “Welcome back,” he said cheerfully to the young sergeant with bright green hair, Roronoa Zoro from the return address on his letters. Zoro nodded at him, grey eyes piercing as he placed another letter on the table along with exact change. He always came at the same time, half an hour after lunch. Sanji had seen him once, sitting alone and writing his daily letter, always addressed to the same person, Shimotsuki Kuina.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    “You know none of this is true, right?” The shitty hunter soaks in the tacky decor of the coffee shop with visible distaste.

    “What?”

    “Vamps don’t actually turn into bats,” he huffs, poking at a dangling plastic decoration. “And they sure as hell don’t wear capes, either. They look just like any average person. That’s what makes them so dangerous.”

    “Oh. I had no idea,” lies Sanji, who is most definitely an average person and not a vampire. He shoots the mosshead his best customer service smile, the one that screams sir, this is just an innocent local business with no affiliation to vampires, the Easter Bunny, or Santa Claus. “Can I get you anything?”

    Alternatively: In this economy, you gotta do what you gotta do. Some people hunt rogue vampires. Others run coffee shops that cater specifically to their fellow creatures of the night, and try their best not to get staked through the heart (or fall in love).

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Zoro and Sanji’s rivalry takes a painful turn when Sanji takes a cursed sword in a desperate attempt to earn Zoro's forgiveness. As the curse begins to slowly kill him, Zoro remains unaware of the depth of Sanji’s suffering—until it's almost too late. In a race against time to save the cook, Zoro is forced to confront his own feelings and the emotional wounds he’s inflicted.

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    12 Apr 2026