kitschvanitas
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The Pixie Stick Chronicles by kitschvanitas, QueerImagination
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Sep 2022
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Steve frowns, sighs, and shakes his head. “He is intimidatingly attractive and very straight. It’s nerve-wracking.”
“I wouldn’t bet on that.” Natasha tells him.
“He’s all…buff and fratty.”
“Steve, you’re stereotyping.” She gives Steve a stern look. “You know, I think he might’ve danced with you if you weren’t such a nervous wreck.”
“Doubtful.”
“Don’t be so quick to judge. You never know what could happen.”
If he can’t get rid of this crush, Steve knows exactly what will happen.
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proud to call your own by kitschvanitas
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
30 Jun 2021
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Richie and Eddie move to Chicago and find another member of the Losers Club.
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- Part 2 of break the silence open wide
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tell me a piece of your history by kitschvanitas
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (2017), IT (Movies - Muschietti)
10 Mar 2020
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Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier run into each other after leaving Derry and start to remember.
"Eddie Spaghetti!”
Eddie just stands there, open mouthed. He’s sure he doesn’t know this person, and he’s sure that there’s no one who’s ever called him Eddie Spaghetti. He stares at the guy, about his age, tall and gangly, with longish curly black hair, huge glasses, and a crooked smile. “I’m sorry, I don’t…”
“I’m Richie. Richie Tozier. We used to go to middle school together, didn't we? About a million years ago?”
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- Part 1 of break the silence open wide
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break the silence open wide by kitschvanitas
Fandom IT (2017), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
30 Jun 2021
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Eddie and Richie find each other in 1994.
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5 times armand tried to be who daniel wanted (+1 one time he succeeded) by IgnoreThePineapples
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
12 Feb 2025
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He stretches out one arm over his head, arches his back, and forces a moan, breathy and loud. Men always liked that.
Except—
"What the fuck are you doing?” Daniel says, rocking back onto his heels. “Cut it out.”
Armand blinks, pushing himself up onto his elbows. “I—What?”
"Moaning like a porn star. I barely even touched you."
or:
Armand isn't sure how to have sex with someone without reading their mind. His attempts to play into Daniel's fantasies don't exactly go to plan.
Bookmarked by kitschvanitas
05 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale has never met anyone else who can so eloquently convey the embodiment of a nonchalant shrug with a quirk of their mouth alone, but Crowley succeeds in doing just that before getting up and sauntering off into the sitting room. Goodness, the sway of his hips when he walks is so unnecessary. A distraction that frankly shouldn’t be allowed.
He lasts thirty-seven minutes before rescheduling their ‘evening’ appointment to ‘imminent’ and informing Crowley there’s been a change of plan.
(or: Crowley stumbles upon Aziraphale’s private book collection, and revelations are had of the non-biblical kind)
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19 Jun 2019
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The 21st Century, In Which They Finally Work It Out by chaya
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2019
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This is light speed in comparison to the last few centuries of their relationship, but Crowley is barely holding on to his patience.
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- 12/12
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18 Jun 2019
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An Invitation You Can't Decline by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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“I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.
“Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.
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17 Jun 2019