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Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.
Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.
Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-
[Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]
Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!
(the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)
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- Part 18 of ways they didn't find out
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21 Apr 2026
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On a Tuesday morning during a tea party at the Han household, Jee-Yun decides that Buck is pregnant. She tells him as much by pointing at his stomach through his hoodie and saying, “There’s a baby in there.”
When he, predictably, blanches, she continues, “Don’t worry, Uncle Buck. It’s o’viously a girl.”
Buck, as expected—because he absolutely is not pregnant—just laughs, pours her another cup of fake tea, and brushes it off.
OR: Jee figures out Buck is pregnant before he does.
Day Two of buckpreg week: Girl Dad's- Language:
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21 Apr 2026
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Antiquated Practices by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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“Would the honorable Mobei-Jun agree?”
“WHAT!?”
There’s a loud crash, and everyone’s attention instantly flicks over to Shang Qinghua standing off the side. He seems to have dropped some large platter of something - he should not be doing something so lowly as serving things, he’s not a servant any longer. But it is very typical of him to mindlessly reach out and start doing whatever unfinished tasks he sees before him, grumbling all the while as if someone is forcing him into it. Right now, he looks gobsmacked. Pale and wide eyed and gaping in shock, looking shaken to his core.
“Marriage!?” Shang Qinghua demands, his voice high and strangled.
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Several misunderstandings happen in a row.
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14 Apr 2026
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Unspoiled by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2025
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Linguang-Jun ruins everything. He always does; it is his habit. When Mobei Li was eight he found some way, bribes, threats, or blackmail, to convince his tutor to attempt to put a knife through his back; he stopped attending lessons. When he was ten, he poisoned his favorite food, leading him to be terribly ill and nearly lose his life; he stopped eating it. When he was sixteen, he poisoned his horse in the presumed hope that it would buck him off and trample him during its death throes; he stopped riding horses.
The need for caution and survival dictates that he must cover every weakpoint, close off any avenue for another underhanded attempt at his life. Shaving his life smaller and smaller, making himself silent and unreadable, never betraying a preference or inclination that might be noted and exploited. The only way to avoid having the things he likes most used against him and thus ruined is to avoid showing that he likes them at all.
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Mobei-Jun overhears a conversation between his uncle and his servant.
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- Part 13 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Apr 2026
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Family Planning by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Dec 2025
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Everything is taken care of, and it would be for the best if Mobei-Jun could carry the child-- but he cannot.
He cannot.
“The inherited mantle of power of the Northern Desert King would be far too strong for any unborn child to bear,” one of the elders repeats to him. “We have had kings before who have attempted to bear children themselves, but it always ends in miscarriage. It is to the king to sow their seed and for the queen to carry. Which is why the venerable Mobei-Jun should acquire himself a strong, well-bred wife who can--”
He stops listening to them once they start giving him useless advice again.
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The Mobei Clan needs an heir, but SOMEONE'S got to do the hard work of carrying the damned thing...
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- Part 20 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Apr 2026