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Don't Kiss the Cook by DisasterpieceTheater, GhostIsReading, selvhound (C0GN1T1VE), XxEnchainesChatonxX
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
24 Mar 2021
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"Do you have a problem?" The chef asked before tacking on a "sir" as an afterthought. How rude.
"Yes." Hannibal brought forth the plate of grey sludge. "I ordered runny eggs, these look like and are the consistency of wet painted concrete.
"Are the eggs runny?"
"A little," Hannibal admitted. "But it is more like—"
"Then they are runny eggs." The rude man interrupted. "Look, I'm rather busy. Eat the eggs, don't eat the eggs, just get out of my kitchen." And with that, the chef turned back to the stove.
Hannibal stood there gobsmacked. The nerve of the man! If he didn't look like a Botticelli come to life, he would be on the menu for Hannibal's next dinner party.
Whatever interest Hannibal had in the man didn't extend so far as letting him off the hook completely.
"I really must insist you remake my dish, the eggs are quite inedible."
"You... insist?" The chef turned around from the stove once more, wielding his metal spatula as menacingly as a spatula could be wielded.
"I do."
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Diner AU, featuring Sassy Chef Will Graham and ER Dr. Hannibal Lecter.Inspired by Reddit post: "My Boyfriend keeps getting into fights with a cook at Waffle House"
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fuck me & feed me by highkeydykey
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Charlie Countryman (2013), Polar (2019), ROAR (TV 2022)
24 Apr 2025
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Will is 23 and a content creator on OnlyFans, as well as working as a stripper at Chilton’s club. That is, until his best friend and roommate Bev introduces him to Lecter’s Lair in Baltimore…
There, he meets Nigel, the owner, and, soon, Duncan, head of security. What will happen when these brothers get their hands on the young vixen? And what will happen when he meets their elusive third brother, Doctor Hannibal Lecter?₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊˚
i know it’s long but most of it is smut.💞
(NEVER ABANDONED-- I SWEAR TO GOD I'M STILL WORKING ON MY UPDATE)
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Following the disastrous dinner party, Will Graham decides Hannibal doesn't get off that easily.
He's getting his husband back, and he's going to make everyone suffer in the process.
Beverly is just glad she made popcorn.
Sequel to 'Stop Telling People I'm Dead!'
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Roses Under Cypresses by DebsTheSlytherinSnapeFan
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Mar 2024
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Will Graham isn’t an only child, and his mother’s history is a lot more complicated than anyone would ever believe. His mother is indeed on a much higher branch as Hannibal Lecter predicted. WG/HL/HP sibling incest m-preg cannibalism…Hannibal hasn’t been the only one to understand Will Graham, Harry does to. He’s about to have someone fighting in his corner…someone significantly much more powerful than anyone else on the planet.
Hannibal better watch out if he thinks he can continue 'winding Graham up and watch him go' he's about to have two very fascinating people on his hands.
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Will wakes up back in his home in Wolf Trap after his and Hannibal's fall from the cliff. He just so happens to wake up on the day they met.