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  1. Rec *

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    Kakashi thought it’d be a good idea to train Naruto for his future Hokage duties by assigning him some office work.

    Unfortunately, miles away in some sketchy inn, Sasuke was experiencing a very different kind of crisis: he was horny.
    And what kind of best friend would Naruto be if he didn’t answer his desperate calls for help?

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    05 Jul 2025

  2. Rec 68

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    "So there's a chance you won't freak out if I ask you to fuck me?"

    Megumi’s mind went perfectly blank, several long seconds of nothing but distant children's laughter stretching onward.

    "You were just talking about how it’s a problem for you."

    "I know," Yuuji said. "But that's why I asked."

    "You'll have to explain."

    Yuuji finally took a sip from his drink, and Megumi wondered if he imagined the tremor in his hand.

    "I'm psyching myself out over nothing. I don't like that it's become such a big deal, and I keep telling myself that it's just sex, nothing I haven't done before, it's not going to end with them becoming another Junpei, but I always get so tense that we never end up getting anywhere. I just want to...I feel like if I can just get the first time over with and remind myself that I used to like it, then I'll be fine. But my relationships keep ending before I can make myself go through with it, and I trust you more than anyone anyway."

    or, Yuuji proposes Megumi sleep with him so he'd try to get over his negative past experiences with sex, unaware of Megumi's lifelong crush on said best friend.

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    01 Jun 2025

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    “It’s you!” He whips his head around for confirmation. A smile tugs at the corner of Megumi’s lips as his answer. “You made yourself into a shikigami?” Yuji asks as he inspects it closely, walking around the room. It’s uncanny how realistic this figure looks, a perfect copy of Megumi.
    “It’s more like a shadow clone.” Megumi watches intently as Yuji reaches out a tentative hand. “You can touch. It won’t bite.”
    Yuji trusts him, entirely, but something about the man’s sharp eyes say, “not yet, anyway.”

    In which Megumi learns a new technique and uses it to spit-roast Yuji.
    Or, this is just porn, your honor.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    Yuuji stares at the dancing doll, his crumpled clothing, and his exposed dick and, dreading every moment, raises his eyes to Gojou.

    He’s by the television stand, hip pressed to its edge, and his mouth is brimming with a bright, cruel kind of mirth as he looks down at Yuuji. Sometimes, Gojou reminds him unsettlingly of Sukuna. But where Sukuna’s perpetual air of malicious amusement makes Yuuji sick to his stomach, he’s always found it weirdly compelling on Gojou—kind of cool, actually. Or he used to. Now it goes right to his dick.

    His type’s tall women with big butts. And, apparently, tall men with pretty hair and burning eyes and good skin and lush pink lips—

    This is probably not a good time for a sexuality crisis.

    Gojou’s still staring at him. He hums, a deep, considering sound that has Yuuji drawing back in justified alarm; his dick still hasn’t gotten the memo.

    “I think that was too much,” Gojou announces.

    “I hate you,” Yuuji informs him dully.

    Gojou offers to blow Yuuji as part of his training; it escalates from there.

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    19 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    For a moment, Yuuji's mind struggles to make sense of the new information—the dark of the night, a surprisingly chilly breeze, and... nothing below them but clouds.

    He's got two tight fistfuls of Gojo's jacket before he realizes, his feet dangling midair. "Gojo-sensei?!"

    "Tada! One beautiful starry sky for my most favoritest student in the whole wide world, Itadori Yuuji-kun!" Gojo's loud and proud voice drops down to a conspiratorial whisper in the next moment, pressed warm against the shell of Yuuji's ear. "Ah, but don't tell Nobara-chan or Megumi-kun I said you're my favorite, though."

    Yuuji's breath hitches. Suddenly, he is very, very aware of the fact that he's being held by his homeroom teacher with a dildo up his ass.

    There are some secrets you can't keep to yourself, no matter how hard you try.

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    09 Nov 2024