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Dishonored But Corvo Has A Submachine Gun - A Snippet by lazywhaler
Fandoms: Dishonored (Video Games)
01 Dec 2021
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Instead of the Mark and its associated powers, the Outsider gives Corvo a submachine gun. This is how the High Overseer Campbell mission went down.
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A collection of darkly humorous one-shots.
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Ten years after the events of Dishonored, Dunwall is finally putting the horrors of the plague behind it. Empress Jessamine Kaldwin decides that marrying her Lord Protector in a lavish royal wedding is the perfect way to mark the beginning of a new golden age. What she doesn't realise is that her various guests, including a certain remorseful ex-assassin, a long-lost sister, and assorted eccentrics, monarchs and imposters, wrapped up in their own personal dramas might threaten to derail her carefully laid plans.
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When a twenty year-old Dishonored fan bearing an uncanny resemblance to the fic's author manages to somehow fall into the world of Dishonored, she decides to take it upon herself to fix everything that went wrong by saving the unjustly killed-off Jessamine Kaldwin.
This single, theoretically simple, plot-altering action sets off a chain of events which become increasingly more unpredictable, and the (not brave, not-skilled-in-the-martial-arts) heroine realises that her knowledge of Dishonored doesn't mean she's all-powerful...
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Three months after Spain, Ashley Graham is back at Harvard - attending classes, partying, staying busy - and if the tabloids are to be believed, totally spiraling.
Leon Kennedy is sent by her father to do damage control. To serve as her security detail, report any missteps, and help get her back on track.
Turns out, neither of them are as over it as they pretend to be.
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19 Apr 2026
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The truth that spilled out of him made Goro's eyes widen once more, but he gave no answer, just kept thinking, hand going up to his chin, already absorbed in whatever he was puzzling over.
“Just a hypothesis, but whatever you did to the potion very obviously made us unable to lie.”
After accidentally brewing a healing potion with another interesting property, Akira and Goro have to navigate the lingering effects of a truth potion.
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15 Mar 2023
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“I’m not dating Kurusu! Did he say that to you?”
“Very explicitly.”
All Goro can do is let out a humorless, disbelieving laugh. “Alright, very funny,” he says, though none of the thieves break character. None of them start pointing and laughing about how gullible Goro is — how they were able to fool the esteemed detective. They all just keep staring.
“You can give it up now!” Goro insists rather frantically. “This whole amnesia thing was your way of pranking me! But I figured it out, so you can drop it before we waste any more of the doctor’s time.”
“We’re just as confused as you are,” Niijima mutters, much less extravagant than Kitagawa declaring;
“How dare you accuse us of a prank so ill-conceived!”
Or the fic where Joker gets amnesia. Which makes him think he's dating Goro for some unfathomable reason.
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09 Feb 2023
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A week after the announcement of Akira’s death, a certain Goro Akechi walks into the café, leaving Akira with limited options and an exciting new high.
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21 Nov 2022
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“At any rate,” Akechi says, his words regaining that particular coldness from January. “Go to sleep.”
Akira snorts, feels the tension fade, and smiles for it. He leans against the doorway and tips his head to the side. It’s almost coy, and he knows Akechi can feel the confidence bubbling back up, because the guy’s brows pinch in consternation as he resists looking back over at Akira directly.
“Are you replacing Morgana?” Akira asks and delights when Akechi’s shoulders stiffen. “You know, he’s always telling me to sleep and all. But if you’re really going to commit to the bit, you should probably sleep on my chest.”
Akechi’s tie is unceremoniously chucked at a laughing Akira.
“Goodnight, Kurusu,” Akechi grounds out as Akira ducks out of the room.
In which Akechi Goro takes refuge in Akira's hometown after the events of the game. Or, Akechi learns how to live in the country, do dishes, and open his heart to someone for the first time.
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16 Nov 2022