lecaptain
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He's such a bore! I would literally pay someone to fuck him, if he had to make space to cock I doubt it would be any space left for the stick he has up his ass."
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The one where Genji is sick of his brother always being perfect and decides to pay an old friend to make his bother more "human".
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Steve did not start drinking because of Daniel and his stupid goofy smile, or the fact that he kept giving Gabby light touches. It was Chin’s fault. Chin and the first beer he gave Steve.
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Middle-Aged Meet Cute AU – Frank plays a local festival gig and accidentally catches feelings.
The drive is quiet, but Frank’s mind is louder than a megaphone in a wind tunnel. Every thought arrives with sirens and flashing lights, each one chirping like malware pop-ups on a caffeine bender. He tries to focus on the road – cracked pavement, people picking their noses at traffic lights, Subaru Guy auditioning for Mad Max. But his mind keeps rerouting back to Gerard. Not in a hearts-and-flowers way, more like a ‘who even is this guy and why is he lodged in my frontal lobe’ kind of way. He flips through radio stations, but either he’s no longer their target demo or he’s officially old enough to bitch about autotune.
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30 Dec 2025
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I Have Been All Things Unholy by Bexless for shoemaster, waxjism
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Stigmata (1999)
30 Jul 2011
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“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.
“Oh, well,” said Brian into his hands. “Of course.”
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- Part 1 of Unholyverse
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21 Nov 2024
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Steve finds marriage expedient to their goals. Danny finds it inconvenient and alarming and is surprised it works to get him split custody of his daughter. The other spousal privileges are a definite plus, but Danny’s still pretty sure he’s getting the better end of the deal than Steve is.
Or: How to Catch and Woo Your Danno, by Lieutenant Commander Steve McGarrett
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12 Sep 2024
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The Way brothers, and Ray, and Bob, are special but they don't really notice it that much; it's just their lives.
Frank Iero is not special. At all. He's different, yes, he knows that. Everyone at his old school knows that. Everyone in his old town knows that. Every fucking jock and wise guy who was after a bit of a distraction or punching bag knows he is different and tried to punish him for it. But at least it was enough to get him out of that dump and into a new town, a new school, and maybe a new start.
But when he meets Gerard Way, he starts to learn that different isn't always a bad thing - and special is a term that covers an awful lot.
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- Part 1 of MagicVerse
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02 Apr 2024
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Gerard likes listening to Frank jerk off. A lot. (A lot.)
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25 Mar 2024