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The part of my brain that was a computer solved it before I even got a look at what it was. It probably wasn't important, just random diagnostics I caught accidentally while waking up. I was waking up, slowly coming to awareness, but it was slow. Or it felt that way. I didn't have any way to measure time.
And then there was another math equation.
This one looked a little more complicated, mental mechanics had to chew on it for a second before it sent it back out.
Wait. Huh? Who was I sending it to? I was still bleary and barely aware, but whatever part of me was awake started to get a little scared.
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- Part 2 of Nanites
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Audio sensors finished their boot, providing me with the sound of rushing wind. Tactile sensors next, and with them the whipping of the wind and the cold it was leaving my exposed skin with. And finally, my lazy visual inputs, showing me a view of the ground, which was approaching me rapidly from quite far away.
My second thought was, of course, “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”
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gifty tries to do some research and gets kinda distracted.
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- Part 2 of Angelfucker & Co
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my friend lovely made up some character concepts and then those character concepts possessed me and i wrote porn for the first time ever.
i dont explain absolutely everything but i think you can figure it all out thru context clues because i believe in you.Series
- Part 1 of Angelfucker & Co
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dark in hell just like the final layer in dantes inferno by lettuceNormal
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03 Jun 2022
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my take on the whole jaylen-burning, mike-retreating, jaylen-resurrecting situation. its written like a screenplay.
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To some, the return of magic is a miracle; to others, a catastrophe. But to physicist Julia Chen, it’s all a colossal headache. Now, she’s setting out across the wintry, post-apocalyptic landscape of Fairy-occupied Canada in search of answers. The subject of her inquiries: an enigmatic Fae known only as Mr. Elsevier, who seems to have power over matter and energy at the most fundamental level and who is willing to share this knowledge—for a price.
But Julia’s quest does not take place in a political vacuum. In Ottawa, the new Fairy Viceroy draws up her plans for the country, even as her puppet Prime Minister, Chuck Oakes, struggles desperately to protect his people. But rebellion is brewing, and Mr. Elsevier may just be the key to human victory.
Now, with the murderous politics of the Fae heating up, Julia will soon learn that, in sorcery as in science, simple questions can sometimes have very dangerous answers. She is on the cusp of ultimate knowledge: a theory of magic that would explain what has become of the world and how it can be reversed—but asking the wrong question may well unravel reality itself.
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- Part 1 of A Theory of Magic
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22 May 2025
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Gordon never came across as particularly intimidating; he was too frayed at the ends, too high strung and moralistic. Still, he was a trigger happy anxious wreck pumped with adrenaline (natural and artificial), and he was protected from anything and everything with the impenetrable HEV suit keeping him safe from radiation, bootboys, and Benreys.
This time, Gordon didn’t have the HEV suit. All he had were sweatpants (worn by time and fabric softener), and a t-shirt with a graphic so faded that Benrey couldn’t tell what it was. Motherfucker didn’t even have shoes, and he was currently struggling to maintain his balance on the slick floors in his basic-ass white socks. His eyes were bloodshot, and he had a red mark on his face, one that would soon enough turn into a deep purple bruise. Had two arms, though. A win is a win.
He regained his bearings as quickly as he could be expected to, and leapt back into action, presumably to continue his mad dash in the opposite direction. His eyes caught up with his brain and spotted the lone guard standing in the hallway in front of him.
His mouth fell open. He stared in shock.
Benrey pointed to the gun in Gordon’s hand. “Hey, did you steal that?"
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