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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    In which Pete doesn't believe in Christmas Magic, and kinda neither does Patrick, but they manage to find it together.

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    23 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    “Hi there! What can we make for you today?” he hears Hayley ask the customers

    “Yeah, um…hey, you want anything, man?” he heard one customer ask thoughtfully.

    “We didn’t exactly come here for that, you idiot,” he hears another add with an annoyed tone

    “Since we’re here we might as well!”

    Patrick doesn’t look up as his back is turned, but he hears someone sigh with defeat.

    “Soy hazelnut Latte.”

    “Thought so! Okay, yeah, one of those, and can I have a vanilla iced coffee…oh and we’re also wondering if we could possibly kidnap a fedora-wearing dude by the name of Patrick? He’s a barista here…right?”

    What....

    (In which Pete is stressed and Joe and Andy try to help out, and Patrick finally finds out that Pete's 'real' job isn't exactly the title of "pity case" at DCD2.)

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    29 May 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    The only New Year's tradition Patrick (unwillingly) upholds is landing himself in painful, embarrassing, and downright humiliating situations. There's only two common factors: they always happen on New Year's Eve, and they're always, always because of Pete Wentz.

     


    or, Patrick keeps injuring himself on New Year's Eve because he’s so flustered by Pete.

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    28 May 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Here’s the thing about Pete: He is a mistake from Patrick’s past that he can’t stop making, a bad habit he just can’t kick. There was a time, way back when, that Patrick really believed that Pete was the key to all his dreams and he believed, however unwillingly, that Pete saw him as the key to his. Those times are long in the past.

    Now, Pete isn’t the boy who wants to conquer the world with Patrick’s voice—he’s the man he meets once a year, give or take, when he comes home for Christmas, and fucks, hot and desperate and hungry. Nothing deep, nothing meaningful, but nonetheless inevitable.

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    19 May 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    “No, really. What’s new? I think this is the longest we’ve gone without talking since, like, sophomore year of college. I’m gonna be honest, I don’t fuckin’ like it.”

    “Can’t say I’m a fan, either, if we’re being honest.” Neither of you needed to mention that sophomore year was when you’d started dating. The salt was painful enough sitting on top of the wound, you didn’t feel the need to rub it in further.

    “So tell me what’s new. Pretend–” You wanted to yank him to a stop right there and say, Pretend what? Pretend none of this is happening? Pretend we’re not making uncomfortable small talk right now? Pretend that my heart isn’t breaking even more because I barely know you anymore? But what you wanted more than anything was to be home and in your bed, so you didn’t.

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    06 Mar 2024