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“What color is the pancake, Stolas? It's a simple question.”
Stolas squinted at the pancake, as if trying to convince it to just tell him the answer Blitzø was seeking. He could see the liquid sugar of the syrup seeping into the fine pores along the bottom of the cake, and the small imperfect bumps and bubbles that came from sitting on a hot pan over an open flame. He could even still see the smoke wafting off the edge of the fork, though it was quite subtle now having cooled considerably. Stolas didn't say any of this out loud, however and after a full thirty second of silence, Blitzø let out a booming laugh.
“Christ on a cracker, are you actually colorblind?!”
Stolas sat back, affecting offense as he lifted his head primly. “I'm no more blind than you are, I assure you. I can see just fine.”
“But you can't see colors.”
Stolas huffed. “I don't understand how that's important.”
Blitzø let his laugh run its course, then took a final bite of his pancake before picking up his and Stolas's plate. “Guess you haven't met your soulmate yet."
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and you kiss me in a way that’s gonna screw me up forever by lieano
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 May 2024
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Among all of the sounds and voices overlapping each other in the room, it was absolutely insane that the one that caught Blitzø's attention was a soft hooting laugh he would recognize just about anywhere. Forget that it had been a year. Forget that he hadn't been expecting to hear it. He knew, somewhere under all the useless horse facts and significantly more useful information about the various ways to kill a person, that Asmodeous had friends outside of Lust. He even knew about this particular friendship. He knew, but he had somehow completely forgotten. From the moment Fizz had asked him to be his best man, through all the months of planning for this day and its ancillary parties, somehow Blitzø had neglected to consider the even small but likely chance that Stolas and him would be in the same room.
Fizz was lucky it was his damn wedding day, that's for sure.
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[Blitzø and Stolas reunite at Fizz & Ozzie's wedding 1 year after the full moon deal is ended and give their relationship a second, real chance.]
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They were just two stubborn old men who would rather run themselves into the ground than allow themselves happiness and their daughters had had enough.
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Millie and Moxxie gave each other one of those aggravating psychic couple looks that made Blitzø want to turn the gun around and use it on himself. He refrained this time. “Prince Stolas is sick?” Millie asked.
“I guess,” Blitzø said, waving them off. “That's what he said on sinstagram anyway.”
“Do you... want to go visit him?” Moxxie asked carefully.
“Pft, no. Fuck no. Absolutely not. I don't want to catch whatever bird flu he's spreading around. I don't have time for that.” There was a pause as Millie and Moxxie continued their dumb silent conversation and Blitzø had an epiphany. “But maybe we could send him something, you know. Like a... Care package."
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romance is not dead if you keep it just yours by lieano
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Mar 2024
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Ozzie's tower kind of reminded him of that old picture of the Eiffel Tower he used to keep by his bed, in the way it rose high above the other buildings of Lust and glowed bright against the dark blue night, flooding Fizz with an unwelcome rush of gross idealistic romantic feelings from his youth. Nostalgia for a time when everything had been happier and safer and he knew love and companionship. A stark contrast to the lonely man who stood outside the home of one of the seven deadly sins about to cash in a good lay for a warm bed to sleep in.
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Gold in Shattered Hearts (Made for You) by GlitterKoneko, helluvabutt
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Jun 2026
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After losing everything in the devastating circus fire, Blitzø, an alpha imp, is sold to Goetian royalty for a quick buck (and for Cash to be rid of him for good).
For what, you ask?
Well, he actually doesn't really know. All he knows is that he's injured, he has no pack, and any demeaning task the Goetia may force him to do would still be too good for a lowlife alpha like him.
(Artwork by Kay and Glitter)
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25 Jun 2026
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“What do you mean you’re going out? Out where? And why can’t I come?”
“It’s nothing exciting, Blitzø. I’ll be back in a few hours,” Stolas said, waving a hand dismissively as he hoisted his tote bag over his shoulder.
“You didn’t answer like, any of my questions.”
...So, yeah. Blitzø followed Stolas to the mall and was spying on him, big fucking whoop. It wasn’t his fault, Stolas had been acting really fucking weird and had basically forced him to do this!
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Or; Stolas experiences a Sinsmas Stallion Stampede and Blitzø freaks out because he had no idea that Saltine was going to die at the end of that stupid French movie.
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28 Dec 2025
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“Moxxie, who the fuck is that?”
Blitzø had told Moxxie he didn’t want another court jester. They had been through a shit ton of them and the last one, Dennis, had been so fucking terrible he’d decided it was a position his castle didn’t fucking need.
“He’s a jester, Your Majesty.” Moxxie provided unhelpfully. “Or maybe he’s a clown.”
The guy was dressed in a goofy ass costume made up of reds, yellows, and blues, with a pointy hat on top of his head and the stupid markings painted on his face. Obviously he was a jester. But he was also freakishly tall and covered in feathers, and Blitzø had never seen him before.
“His name, Moxx. And what the fuck is he doing here?” Blitzø snapped, lower eyelid twitching.
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Or; A mysterious clown owl shows up at Blitzø's castle. He doesn't speak, he's not very funny, and Blitzø is unreasonably horny about it.
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06 Dec 2025
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Things have been a bit rough for Stolas since attending Verosika's party. Luckily his Blitzy takes such good care of him.
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23 Aug 2025
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Stolas is discovered hiding on Captain Blitzø's ship and things sure do happen.
Or: pirate smut inspired by the summer merch
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19 Aug 2025