12 Works by likeafox

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    Jane: So about tonight...
    Jane sent a photo
    Lily: jesus christ what happened to your face
    Jane: I think I might have the mumps?
    Lily: you think???

     

    I've heard that some people feel the hockey isn't accurate enough in Heated Rivalry, so I've helpfully provided some extra scenes to incorporate Certified Real Hockey Events into the show. You're welcome.

    This fanfiction is for exactly no one, but I made myself laugh so here you go.

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Lan Zhan invents a boyfriend to escape an uncomfortable situation. Wei Ying agrees to date him so that, technically, he has not lied. Somewhere along the way these two idiots fall in love.

    A modern day, tech industry Untamed AU. This story is not as dumb as the title implies, but it is still pretty dumb.

    Thanks to handclaps for the beta and wotchermoony for the inspiration. This is dedicated to Jessie from Seattle, who is definitely a real person.

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    The thing about gymnastics is that it's a lot of work. And time. And busted muscles, And calluses everywhere. (Yes. Even there.) And having no social life whatsoever. All that for the distinction of being really good at gymnastics. Which does not exactly bolster Stiles's already tenuous masculinity.

    The one where the teen wolfs are Olympic Gymnasts. Oops.

    This got runner up in the Official Teen Wolf fanfiction contest of 2012. (My greatest achievement in life, but also they never sent me my prize. WHERE IS THE PRIZE, MATTY MCD.) I'd originally written a bunch more than I submitted and meant to post the longer version way back when I first wrote it, but then I got distracted and... didn't do that. Now, eight years later, I have finally gotten around to it. Plus I added some Sterek makeouts, just for you.

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    "Stop trying to make a baby with demonic cultivation," Lan Wangji says, firmly.

    "Hmm…" Wei Wuxian responds.

    Or: People have made some assumptions about how Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian acquired Sizhui, and Lan Qiren is ready for more grandchildren.

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    The thing about gymnastics is that it's a lot of work. And time. And busted muscles, And calluses everywhere. (Yes. Even there.) And having no social life whatsoever. All that for the distinction of being really good at gymnastics. Which does not exactly bolster Stiles's already tenuous masculinity.

     

    The one where the teen wolfs are Olympic Gymnasts. Oops.

    Apparently the Teen Wolf gods like this thing? I'm crying a little bit inside, but figured I should put this online somewhere. This is the shortened version submitted to the Teen Wolf fanfiction contest. I'm revising a, well, let's call it a director's cut version that's about 1000 words longer, but I wanted to get the version I sent in online for posterity's sake.

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    The levels of ridiculousness in this are pretty alarming. It started out as a "random moments in life!" thing and somehow turned into excessive fluff and ~drama~ Can't say I didn't warn you.

    Originally posted on livejournal, here:
    http://tofuidol.livejournal.com/4203.html

    Written pre-Hana Yori Dango Final.

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    Echizen would do things on his own time, and for once Tezuka was content to let that happen.

    Much thanks to my lovely confidant, Abbey, who sat through me blabbering on about this fic at all hours of the night and did a fantastic beta at 3 am when I really wanted to post this.

    Originally posted on livejournal, then reposted on a different livejournal (http://tofuidol.livejournal.com/1215.html) then moved here.

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    Ichigo hits puberty, Renji wants to hit something, and Rukia hits the jackpot.

    Previously posted on livejournal: http://tofuidol.livejournal.com/1338.html

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    As Harry debated the merits of pink beach towels with blue seashells or purple with rainbow polka dots, he thought he sensed a disturbing trend starting. It wasn’t even the fact that he didn’t seem to own any towels that wouldn’t make him look like a poorly outfitted flamenco dancer. It was how, these days, he seemed to be spending a lot of time with Draco Malfoy.

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    Al attempts to give Scorpius his birthday present, then the author valiantly attempts to not fade to black. With varying degrees of success.

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    Originally written as Birthday fic for Harry. Happy birthay, Potter, I made your son queer.

    I suppose this could be considered Shitbox universe, though it doesn't have to be.

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