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  1. Rec 7

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    “Maybe this is an out of body experience.” He answered. “Like that one movie…Fuck, what’s it called.” He looked deep in thought. “The one with Reese Witherspoon?”

    “What?” Paul looked at him with the most confused look he could muster.

    “That one romance movie with Reese Witherspoon and the guy who played the Hulk. You know what I’m talking about.” Ted dismissed.

    “Not really.” Paul shook his head. “I don’t watch romance movies.”

    Ted rolled his eyes. “Of course you don’t.”

    (AKA Chaicoffee Just Like Heaven AU!!!)

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    12 Jan 2026

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    in which ryuji slowly develops a taste for the coffee at café leblanc.

    (in which ryuji absolutely does not realise that "coffee" might just be a metaphor for his best friend.)

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Your best friend is supposed to make your heart race, because that's what they do.

    Right?

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    25 Jul 2025

  4. Rec 6

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    There is this image floating around on the internet, of Joe Walker as Voldemort in AVPM on one of the nights that didn't end up being recorded. He is wearing black lipstick, something that wasn't the case in the recorded performance.

    So I took that and ran with it.

    Voldemort confesses something he always wanted to try, but never did. Quirrell reacts badly and has to work through that. But he is not alone in that.

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    15 May 2025

  5. Rec 19

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    Paul chuckles. There's a warm, wobbly feeling in his chest and he looks down at his drink. Which number is this? Four or five? He's halfway to drunk and Ted is funny as hell right now, so he sighs. "Okay, look. Pretend I'm a girl, okay? Work your moves on me, and I'll help you… well, fix them. Deal?"

    "You want me to flirt with you, Paul?" Ted smirks sleazily, eyes dark and full of mirth.

    ~

    Or, Paul is roped into going to a bar with Ted. It doesn't go how either of them expect.

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    24 Mar 2025