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Show Me, Show Me, Show Me by funny_username333
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
20 Feb 2026
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“Maybe this is an out of body experience.” He answered. “Like that one movie…Fuck, what’s it called.” He looked deep in thought. “The one with Reese Witherspoon?”
“What?” Paul looked at him with the most confused look he could muster.
“That one romance movie with Reese Witherspoon and the guy who played the Hulk. You know what I’m talking about.” Ted dismissed.
“Not really.” Paul shook his head. “I don’t watch romance movies.”
Ted rolled his eyes. “Of course you don’t.”
(AKA Chaicoffee Just Like Heaven AU!!!)
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12 Jan 2026
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in which ryuji slowly develops a taste for the coffee at café leblanc.
(in which ryuji absolutely does not realise that "coffee" might just be a metaphor for his best friend.)
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30 Aug 2025
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Your best friend is supposed to make your heart race, because that's what they do.
Right?
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25 Jul 2025
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An Emotional Landslide in Physical Terms by adrianveidt (zephyr_lynx)
Fandoms: A Very Potter Musical Series - Team StarKid
14 Feb 2025
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There is this image floating around on the internet, of Joe Walker as Voldemort in AVPM on one of the nights that didn't end up being recorded. He is wearing black lipstick, something that wasn't the case in the recorded performance.
So I took that and ran with it.
Voldemort confesses something he always wanted to try, but never did. Quirrell reacts badly and has to work through that. But he is not alone in that.
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15 May 2025
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Paul chuckles. There's a warm, wobbly feeling in his chest and he looks down at his drink. Which number is this? Four or five? He's halfway to drunk and Ted is funny as hell right now, so he sighs. "Okay, look. Pretend I'm a girl, okay? Work your moves on me, and I'll help you… well, fix them. Deal?"
"You want me to flirt with you, Paul?" Ted smirks sleazily, eyes dark and full of mirth.
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Or, Paul is roped into going to a bar with Ted. It doesn't go how either of them expect.
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24 Mar 2025
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tell me a story, and let it hurt by iceboxotterpops
Fandoms: The Solve It Squad - Tin Can Brothers
01 Dec 2023
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esther takes an interest in scrags’ scars
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- Part 1 of nationally acclaimed kid detective team
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15 Feb 2025
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Scrags really needs to stop trying to make the plans. Nobody likes listening to reason nowadays.
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15 Feb 2025
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Scrags is having a rough day. He's exhausted and his mind won't leave him alone.
It's a good thing that he has some VERY persistent friends.
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22 Dec 2024
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What an Ass, What a Bitch, What a Cuck! by CalmlyChaotic, curtainsmega
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
28 Nov 2024
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“No,” Paul says slowly. Of course Ted is going to be a dick about this. “It’s been experimentation of a more sexual variety.”
That makes Ted nearly spit out his coffee.
“It’s always the quiet ones,” Ted mutters to himself once he recovers, “So whatcha doing? Bondange? Pegging? Be honest Paul, does she piss on you?”
“Ted!” Paul hisses, “We’re in public.”
“You’re avoiding the question.”
“Well at least keep it down!”
Ted raises his hands. “Hey man, you’re the one who brought it up.”
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- Part 2 of Paul's Pornhub Exploration Time
- Part 2 of Ted Spankoffskis Weirdest Fucking Year
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28 Nov 2024
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Dog Teeth - Michie AU by undeadgayboynes
Fandom Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers, Starship - Team StarKid, The Trail to Oregon! - Team Starkid, Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier - Team StarKid
13 Apr 2025
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13 Nov 2024
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It's Just Me by adrianveidt (zephyr_lynx)
Fandoms: A Very Potter Musical Series - Team StarKid
09 Jun 2023
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This started out as the simple idea of 'Five Times People Made Voldemort Reflect on his Sorting by the Scarf of Sexual Preference & One Time His Husband Brought it Up' and then spiraled into a character piece about sexuality, sex, self-acceptance, and the way other people shape your relationship to yourself.
I'm still miffed about most explicit references to Voldemort's queerness being cut from AVPSY, and this fic reintroduces all of them, and makes Voldemort actually deal with them. This is all purely based in the Starkid-canon, with their characters.
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05 Nov 2024
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The Hidden Swimming Pool by ahiddenswimmingpool
Fandoms: A Very Potter Musical Series - Team StarKid
21 Feb 2024
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"Did you know that here at Hogwarts,
We've got a hidden swimming pool."or
Voldemort and Quirrell end up in a place they didn't expect.
(A silly little continuation of AVPM, what happens after they are reunited)
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24 Oct 2024
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You're Finally Mine by crowdedmasks (emptymasks)
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
29 Apr 2020
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"That secret died the night you left me for dead."
"I don't believe you."
AU where Curt can't bring himself to kill Owen, and Owen realises he hasn't moved on from his feelings for Curt and so drugs him and kidnaps him. When Curt wakes up they're going to have a nice little chat. (Please be aware of the tags)
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13 Oct 2024
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Ever get so stressed that your bestfriend offers to suck you off in the office bathroom so that you stop panicking?
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06 Sep 2024
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Painfully Pretending by okemmelie
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
13 Mar 2020
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There's a lot of things Paul is. For instance, Paul is his coworker. Paul is also his friend from way back in high school. There's also a lot of things Paul is not and Paul is certainly not his boyfriend. Hell, he's not even his lover. It doesn't stop Ted from pretending that he is when his ex girlfriend shows up at CCRP.
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01 Sep 2024
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what happens in the breakroom (doesnt) stay in the breakroom by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
14 Apr 2024
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pauls sexually frustrated, teds an asshole. sex ensues.
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30 Aug 2024
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"Oh jeez Keith these smell like the van," she said.
"Memories!" Keith said.
"THC and carbohydrates mostly. And fake cheese sauce, wet dog, blood--" She stopped and felt the weight of the other three silently listening to that roll call of their collective worst day ever.
Withdrawal in the Posse Wagon: not Esther's worst day but definitely not her best either.
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06 Aug 2024
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For as long as she can remember, Stephanie's emotions have controlled the weather in Hatchetfield. After a particularly awful day and an even worse downpour, Pete comes along to try and help part the clouds.
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18 Jul 2024
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i oughta put them in two separate canoes (with room between 'em for jesus) by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
09 Jul 2024
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Stephanie Lauter and Peter Spankoffski survive Lumber Axe by the skin of their teeth, a porn mag, the deeply un-sexual words of Grace Chasity.
In the scuffle and resulting fallout, trapped for the rest of the summer by the same prude who saved them, they haven't really had a ton of time to talk through relationship specifics.
They probably should have. But they hadn't. And, now, floating in the middle of the lake, in their separate canoes, Steph really has to clear up some confusion.
(Alternatively Titled: Lautski week day 3: Camp)
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- Part 13 of Hatchet Town
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10 Jul 2024
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A Kiss For Her Man by okemmelie
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
22 Mar 2020
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When Ted accidentally kisses Charlotte in front of Sam, he has to think quickly
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05 Jun 2024