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jason killing stupid people stupid ways
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r/everymanshouldknow: How to interact with kids? by Alienu for yinyu_ink
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
30 Mar 2022
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Hal glances over to Damian, who isn’t paying attention to him and instead has his attention stubbornly focused on the sketchbook in his lap as he nibbles on a piece of toast. “Morning, Damian.”
The kid glances up at him with sharp green eyes far too intelligent for a kid his age. “Jordan,” Damian greets tersely. He turns back to his sketchbook, and Hal suppresses his sigh. Off to a not-so-preferable start, then.
Alfred flits away to do some morning dusting, so it ends up just being them two. Hal pushes his food around his plate and thinks about what to say. How do you get kids to like you again?
“So,” he says. “Drawing?”
Okay, probably not like that.
(Apparently, the hardest part about dating isn’t actually getting to the dating stage. It's the part where you try to get your boyfriend's assassin trained, murderous, snappy twelve year old son to like you.
Hal figures this out the hard way.)
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Hal groans, running a hand through his hair. “Why does everyone in your crazy ass family meet each other in the wildest ways?”
“Gee man, I don’t know,” Jason snorts. “Maybe it’s cuz our dad is a crazy ass billionaire who runs around in a bat fursuit every night?”
“Shit,” Hal says. “You’re right.”
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A LITTLE WILLPOWER. by orpheusaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
14 Oct 2024
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"You!” Damian scoffs in outrage, shaking his head, “You're the man engaged to my father.”
Hal stops mixing the hot chocolate powder into the warm milk, turning around slowly to face the boy. He's so confused, he can only try to decode one part of that sentence at a time, “Your father? Like, your father, Batman? That one?”
Wrong point to focus on it seems, since Damian's scowl deepens to an impossible degree, “Are you seeing multiple other men that you need me to clarify?!”
“No! I'm not seeing any men!” Hal tries to reason, before realising that he's having the strangest conversation with Robin, of all people.
(Due to some misunderstandings, Hal is now engaged to Batman and a stepfather of five, allegedly.)
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"I kill so others don't have to," Bruce states firmly and clearly. This entire situation didn't seem like it could get any more bizarre, what with Bruce sitting in the dark and polishing guns, but somehow it just has, "While you are here you will not kill."
Jason's throat is scratchy and dry with terror, but the insatiable feeling of being talked over and disregarded is a fresh wound. He can't back down from this if he tried, "I've killed. I still kill. Who the fuck do you think you are to stop me?"
Bruce gently sets down his gun, and picks up the blade beside him with practised ease. Jason's blood runs cold when the man wearing his father's face says, "You will die by my hand if you try."
(Jason meets a version of Bruce who has manifested his fears very differently.)
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“No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”
Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.
“–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”
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