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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    “Has nobody else clocked how gay you are? Like, seriously?” Katsuki raised an eyebrow, incredulous. “You’re looking at me like you want to throw me against a damn wall.”

    “Vulgar as always,” Shoto murmured, but he was smiling. “I guess I’m just a good actor.”

    Katsuki scoffed, rolling his eyes before he finished the glass with another gulp, pulling Shoto’s eyes back to his throat. “There isn’t one straight thing about you, Todoroki,” he goaded, his signature smirk crawling back to his wet lips. “I bet you think of me when you’re fucking her.”

    Shoto exhaled sharply, a light pink dusting his cheeks. It was cute, Katsuki thought. Vulnerable, even. Shoto didn’t confirm the assumption, but he didn’t exactly deny it either.

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    Shoto feels trapped in his arranged marriage, so he starts an affair with Bakugo Katsuki after seeing him again at a high school reunion. It’s a no-strings-attached arrangement, so they’re not supposed to fall for each other, but the heart wants what it wants.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    “So, like, what do you do while you work? I assume you’re not actually jerking off all the time.”

    “I usually just bake. And I do a lot of crossword puzzles.”

    “Oh, sick, you can bake? Did you make anything tonight while we were talking?”

    “I put cinnamon rolls in the oven right before you called.”

    “Ugh, I’m so jealous! I’m pretty sure one of my neighbors is making cinnamon rolls, too - I can smell them all the way in my bedroom and it’s making me so hungry. Is the universe punishing me for spending half my paycheck on a phone sex line?”

    In which Shouto is a phone sex operator, Hanta is his newest regular, Sero is kind of into his mysterious neighbor Todoroki (who might have the hots for Sero, too), and everyone is too dumb to introduce themselves with full names or realize that not that many people bake cinnamon rolls at 11 PM on a Friday night.

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    20 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Aizawa gets tormented by filthy dreams.

    But Bakugou isn't against making some dreams come true.

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    20 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    Hitoshi has been working as a scare actor for a while now. He’s had his fun hooking up with guests; making out behind the cornfield and getting his dick sucked in dark corners. But getting in shit with his boss gets old, and he really doesn’t wanna lose this job. Unfortunately, Hitoshi has a weakness when it comes to dumb sluts with terrible self preservation instincts. And Denki and Hanta are the dumbest sluts around.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    “So you like that I’m taking advantage of you?”

    “Well, not necessarily, but-” Todoroki grits his teeth, the concentrated expression on his face apparent that he’s trying to fight the quirk. “No but,” he sighs. “Having your way with me is…” He stops. “It’s...enticing.”

    “‘Enticing’? You can just say ‘hot’ like any other normal person.”

    Todoroki glares.

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    07 Sep 2026