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    Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.

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    First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)

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    03 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Agathario get engaged and Agatha is a menace about Rio's bachelor party. It's horny, it's sweet, it's fun:)

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  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    “Baby.” Agatha said, turning to Rio. “This is Wanda. She works in my department.”

    “Head of Comparative Literature.” Wanda added, offering a hand.

    Her voice was smooth. Confident. Like the kind of woman who grew up knowing she was pretty and only ever got smarter.

    “You must be Rio. I’ve heard so much about you.”

    “Oh?” Rio said, reaching out and giving her hand a polite, very brief shake. “Funny. I haven’t heard a word about you.”

     

    In which, Rio is beside herself with jealousy upon meeting one of Agatha’s unfortunately attractive co-workers, Wanda.

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    30 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    Sequel to my drug is my baby.

    A heatwave is sweeping through the city, Agatha and Rio's apartment air-con is broken, Rio has been in chastity for two weeks, and Agatha desperately needs to get fucked, bad.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    “So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”

    “Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”

    “A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”

    “I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”

    “You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.

    “Like you don’t.”

    Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”

    “Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”

    She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”

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    VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
    AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to write

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    13 Jul 2025