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“There wasn’t anything on his reservation about a date,” Taehyung verifies in his ear.
Jungkook huffs because they should have anticipated it, given that the pretty young man fits all Choi Heiran’s accounts of her husband’s type to a T.
She’d been keen to let them know that Choi’s preferences tended to more feminine-presenting men, and he liked them much younger, sometimes too young, though that doesn’t seem to be the case today. If it had been, Jungkook couldn’t promise their client the clean kill she’d requested.
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When the escort hired by the man Jungkook’s been paid to kill starts sniffing around where he shouldn’t, Jungkook is forced to use an unorthodox method of distraction.
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03 Feb 2026
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A week after making it official with Jungkook, Jimin decides to prepare a sexy little surprise on New Year’s Eve for his newly minted boyfriend.
After all, Jungkook’s gift should really be put to good use.a/n: you can probably read this without having read part 1
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- Part 2 of The Very Happy Holidays
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03 Feb 2026
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“I wasn’t—it wasn’t—” he pauses, breath soft and shaky, “I kept ruining them.”
“…What?”
“My panties,” Jimin clarifies in an ashamed whisper, eyes lowering. “Kept—kept getting them wet.”
Jungkook’s ears start to ring, vision going red for a long second. “Because of me?”
“...Yeah.”
“So, what?” Jungkook murmurs low. “You decided to forgo them entirely? Decided to soak the back of my dress shirt and smear your needy fucking slick all over our kitchen counter instead, hyung?”
Or: Park Jimin, Jeon Jungkook, and a very steamy insight into what they get up to when they're left unsupervised.
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02 Feb 2026
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Jimin looked incredulous. His pretty eyes blinked rapidly, body puffing up in disbelief. “It’s one in the goddamn morning.”
Jungkook only cocked his head indulgently. Slid his hand into the pocket of his hoodie and tried not to sway closer. No doubt this neighbour of his would call the police on him.
“Yeah,” he said simply.
“That means I wasn’t asleep early,” his beautiful neighbour deadpanned. “It’s after midnight. A time where most people usually retire for bed. You know, in case that wasn’t clear enough.”
Retire for bed. God, Jimin was such an old man. Who even said that anymore?
Jungkook—very inappropriately—wanted to bite him.
If Jeon Jungkook’s life were a comedy, it would be the kind of sitcom built entirely around his spectacularly bad luck. If it were a horror movie, it would focus on the psychological damage inflicted by his villainous friends. And if it were a romantic comedy—where he repeatedly humiliates himself yet somehow still gets the guy in the end—
Well. That’s where Park Jimin comes in.
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02 Feb 2026
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“Please teach me how to have sex.”
The silence that follows nearly makes Jeongguk go deaf, the only sound he can hear is his own erratic heartbeat in his ear.
Jimin looks at him with wide eyes, lips parting in shock.
“Oh.”
(Or: Jeongguk asks Jimin for sex lessons and things go very wrong—or very right.)
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27 Dec 2025