lonelyritual
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The Fruits by lonelyritual
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
29 Jul 2026
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He Xuan was prepared for corporate nepotism.
He was prepared for impossible deadlines.
He was even prepared to lose the promotion he'd spent eight years earning to the CEO's younger brother.
He was not prepared to find that same younger brother performing as the star drag queen of a night club.
(Or: an office AU where Shi Qingxuan moonlights as a drag queen, He Xuan accidentally becomes a regular at the club, and everyone involved makes increasingly questionable life choices.)
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There's an old man at the temple with a dark look in his eyes, and Shi Qingxuan doesn't want to admit to themself why it's so familiar.
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27 Aug 2026
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Your Favourite Idol's Favourite Idol by lynnthefrenchtoast
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
10 Jul 2024
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Xie Lian ✓ • @taizidianxia
why dont you bend me over the nearest surface and just fuck me alreadyOR: hyperfamous idol Taizi Dianxia forgets to switch to his Crimson Rain fanpage alt account and accidentally thirsts on main. he xuan is dragged into the ensuing chaos.
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27 Aug 2026
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
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30 Jul 2026
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What the Ocean Gave You by Sagethegayplant
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Jul 2026
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Inspired by Wraithillustrates (on TikTok) art!!
Simon, from his time in the blood ocean, turns into a creature that needs blood: a VAMPIRE! Grace and Simon get freaky because why wouldn’t they honestly.
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- Part 1 of Vamp!Simon Bloodymary
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22 Jul 2026
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adorable vamp simon gets it on while being recognised for his accomplishments on his job. cute/fun/sexy read <3
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Luz has somehow found her old Grudgby captain jacket, and has decided to put it on. Amity’s heart literally stops.
Seeing Luz in her clothes is too much for her, she feels like she’s ready to pass out. She wants to thank whatever Gods look over them for the opportunity to experience such a heavenly sight. Back when she was still in the team, seeing a cute girl wearing her jacket had been one of her fantasies, one she kept close to her heart and never dared to say out loud.
She never expected it to come true. And she especially didn’t expect to ever see Luz in it.
Or, in which Luz finds Amity's old Grudgby jacket and Amity swears this crush will be the death of her.
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- Part 1 of in which two girls share clothes