9 Works by louisplumpyass

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    Summary

    Louis is a thirty five year old novelist, known for writing both brilliant and scandalous books.

    Harry is a twenty five year old editor who is thrilled to be assigned to such a literary icon. However, his excitement quickly fades away when he finally meets Louis, who turns out to be an absolute disaster… and a complete knobhead. He wants to be so far away from him… and yet, he wants to suck the man all night long, until his jaw is numb and aching, until he has drained all the cockiness out.

    Maybe kiss him on the lips too?

    Language:
    English
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    146,859
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    1,136
    Kudos:
    1,335
    Bookmarks:
    422
    Hits:
    72,034
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    “Is he?” King Louis smirks as he wraps his arms around Harry's torso, pulling him flush against his sweat-slicked chest, ramming into him brutally, “I am so deep inside of him, it would take you centuries to erase my mark.”

    The husband's eyes brim with tears, but his glare is ruthless, blazing.

    He is silenced, utterly humiliated.

    He watches as his omega wife whimpers in the King’s firm hold, mouth agape, drool slipping down his chin.

    Or

    In the Kingship of King Louis Tomlinson, Prima Nocta is proudly celebrated and Harry is the next omega he deflowers.

    Language:
    English
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    16,804
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    615
    Bookmarks:
    161
    Hits:
    10,993
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    "Wanna try out some freaky positions?” Harry winks and in one quick second, the lace robe slips down his body. Revealing a black mini-skirt that's completely… sheer.

    The look on Louis’ face is priceless.

    Harry gets down on his hands and knees, throwing his arse back in slow motion, displaying a sinful arch. The music stops and Harry breathily sings, “Officer, should we try this one?”

    Shocked, Louis gapes at Harry, eyes wide, breath caught— completely and utterly shaken.

    Or

    A honeymoon extra of yours truly, Mr (Not so) Grumpy Officer Louis and Sunshine Harry.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    6,948
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    Chief Superintendent Louis Tomlinson; a grumpy chief officer who follows his no-nonsense approach has his quiet life shaken up when a bold, lively and drunk curly-haired boy crosses his path at a lousy night of raiding a party. Harry Styles; a civilian who's sunshine in the form of a human brings silly cases to the station after falling in love with the blue-eyed officer at sight. While Chief Tomlinson stays clueless, the green-eyed boy's playful persistence is all part of the plan, trying to break through Tomlinson's tough exterior.

    Will he be successful? Only time will tell or.... Chief Tomlinson in that case.

    Or

    The one where Grumpy Chief Tomlinson meets Sunshine Harry and gets tangled in his silliness.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,500
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    212
    Kudos:
    769
    Bookmarks:
    249
    Hits:
    20,874
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    “Hubby?”

    That gets him a small reaction, he watches Louis inhale sharply.

    “Hm?”

    “I— I’m truly sorry… but I don’t know what I did to upset you. I’ve been trying to figure it out, but I just can’t. I’m so sorry.”

    Louis stays exactly where he is, providing no reaction or response.

    Harry bit the inside of his cheek, blinking his eyes to keep the tears at bay. It hurts.

    It hurts so bad.

    Or

    The one where Louis gives Harry the silent treatment, and Harry has no idea why.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,818
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    468
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    9,478
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    “I overheard Smith today while he was sitting on his patio... clearly unaware of his surroundings.”

    That has Harry bring all his attention back to Louis, not sure where this is heading. He waits for him to continue, scrub daddy in one hand, dirty plate in another, he slowly starts scrubbing the dish.

    “He likes to ogle us, specifically you.” Louis starts, his tone terrifyingly cold.

    “What?” Harry’s jaw drops and so does the plate in his hand.

    Or

    Barrister Louis overhears his neighbour making explicit comments about his husband, Professor Harry. Fueled by a mix of anger and protectiveness, Louis decides to confront the neighbour, but not before he passionately reminds Harry who he belongs to.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    643
    Bookmarks:
    184
    Hits:
    14,330
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    Louis makes the mistake of wearing a tank top on his FITF World Tour, and Harry absolutely hates it.

    Or

    Harry is a bratty princess who wants Louis all to himself and will do anything to make it abundantly clear to his husband about his wants, in ways one can only imagine.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    483
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    14,215
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    Harry watches Louis on the Late Late Show, and Louis is wearing something he’s not supposed to, he is wearing that belt. That fucking belt!

    Or

    Harry is a bratty princess who wants Louis to get home and give him attention, in ways one can only imagine.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    466
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    17,154
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    A garden of Green Daylilies gazed up at him. He blinked. Was he hallucinating? Wasn’t he at the cafe? Why was everything suddenly so beautiful?

    He shrugged and pulled off his headphones, letting them hang around his neck.

    “For you,” Whispered a stranger with soft pink lips, in a voice so deep he had to hold himself against it.

    Confusion grew bigger in his head, making all the little mumbles go quiet in the back of his mind. The demons got quieter, they were as shocked as he was. Woah, that's strange.

    He blinked and noticed something being pushed into his hands. Pale fingers, painted in the brightest of colours, wrapped around a pretty sunflower.

    Or

    The one where two sad boys fall in love with each other <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,841
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,458

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