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101 dumb ways (not) to die by luckybamboo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
05 Apr 2023
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The thing about dying, is that sometimes it causes a bit of a misunderstanding, and many unintended consequences.
...Xie Lian takes his first step, misjudges his strength, and accidentally sends a giant fissure running through the ground. He watches, horrified, as the earth tears in two, splitting an ancient pine tree perfectly in half. It's then that Xie Lian realizes exactly what is wrong.
There’s really no other explanation for it.
He must be dead.
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Real Gifts by luckybamboo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2022
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Shen Jiu was right. When Shen Yuan had patiently closed his fingers over Luo Binghe’s and taught him how to hold a brush, or explained how to circulate his qi through his meridians, was all time that Luo Binghe could have been serving Shen Yuan. Binghe felt the weight of guilt on his shoulders at the thought. Shen Yuan should have used him as a cauldron. His golden core would be stronger and his cultivation less prone to deviation if he had.
“You see?” Shen Jiu whispers to him, fingers wet with Binghe’s tears. “You are meant to be here on your knees instead of seated at a scholar’s table. It seems you need to be reminded of your place!”
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Shen Jiu wants what's best for Shen Yuan. And sometimes what's best for his brother is face-fucking Luo Binghe and leaving him tied up in increasingly erotic positions for Shen Yuan to find.All the in the name of dual cultivation!
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Iruka saw his first execution barely a year after the Kyuubi. The executioner was a wire thin ninja in combat uniform, one eye covered and his hair almost white in the brutal sun.
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23 Mar 2026
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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20 Mar 2026
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Out From the Shadows by capyshota
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2021
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Hua Cheng is two heads taller than him, twice as broad, and at least three times as witty.
But right now, any and all teasing comments are locked in the back of his throat while his jaw hangs slack, watching.
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Don't your rules say not to make assumptions? by KizuKatana for humancorn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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The Cloud Recesses Guest Lectures were held every three years for disciples between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. They had three purposes.
The first (and the reason it was hosted by the Lan) was to provide a shared baseline understanding of the core cultivation topics that underpinned every sect while not divulging clan-specific approaches.
The second was to create opportunities for friendships and alliances that would reduce the chance of war between the clans.
The third, and most important, was for the clans to replenish their bloodline by finding compatible mates with strong cultivation skills. In the last month of the lectures, challenges to test compatibility could be issued.
Wei Wuxian challenges Lan Wangji, sure that they are compatible mates. The Lan refuse to allow the Challenge.
They come to regret it.
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15 Feb 2026
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touch me, i'm a professional by adarksweetness
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2023
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Lazy housewife brings grouchy, stressed out best friend to her favorite masseuse. Luo Binghe’s talent has everyone gushing.
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12 Feb 2026