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    Shane Hollander, CEO of Hollander Events, had every intention of planning the Hunter/Grady wedding with his usual precision—until Ilya Rozanov showed up and turned his rules, his heart, and his life upside down. Flying sparks, one stolen kiss, a few too many policies, and the chaos of a high-profile wedding later, Shane has to decide which rules are meant to be followed… and which are meant to be broken.

    [Wedding planner!AU where Shane is organizing Scott and Kip’s wedding, and Scott’s best man is Ilya Rozanov. Roasts, chaos, and falling in love ensue.]

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    12 Mar 2026

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    “You submitted my name? What the fuck, Rose?”

    ”It’s for a good cause!”

    ”Good cause?!”

    “Yeah. To end your two years dry-spell.”

    ”Oh my god.”

    ”It’s Valentine’s day, Shane. Go on a date. Go get laid. Or just go on this blind date, okay?”

    Shane reconsiders, then he sighs. “Alright, I'll do it.”

    Rose beams and hugs Shane.

    “If I get murdered or robbed, I'll make sure you'll be the number one suspect.”

    Or where for this year's Valentine's day gimmick the Puck Everyone bistro bar does is a Blind date game in the form of a tear-away flier. A participant can register either as a caller or a receiver. The receiver will give their active phone number, then it will be put on the fliers. The callers will pick a number from the flier, and then once they get one they can dial the phone number and for the owner to answer.

    Shane took his time with the call, his Valentine took no time with the fall

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    12 Mar 2026

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    In which Ilya does get down on his knees on that dirty vegas bathroom floor in 2014.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    “Oh, so you have problem with LGBTQs?” Rozanov leans back against the counter, chest puffed out, nipples tight. Shane has the distinct feeling Rozanov is toying with him, like a cat with a cornered mouse. But Rozanov’s smile is so soft, and for some reason, that makes Shane even more nervous.

    “Fuck! No, I don’t—”

    “If you have boner when I am fucking men—”

    “What the fuck, Rozanov?” Shane can feel his pulse in his head, like someone is beating two ball peen hammers right against his temples. He blinks hard. Fuck, he can barely see straight.

    “—you might be LGBTQs. So I think you should not have problem, yes?"


    Or: Ilya and Shane navigate sharing a house.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    “Um. Hi,” Shane starts, looking down at the boy. The boy just looks up at him, a puzzled expression on his face.

    “кто ты?” The boy says in some funny language Shane has never heard of.

    “Um.. I only speak English.”

    The boy's eyebrows furrow, but he doesn’t seem all too deterred by the language barrier. Instead, he hands Shane a piece of pink chalk. He points to the drawing he’s been working on, saying something in that funny language again

    Or: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov meet when they are six. They aren’t rivals, but they still fall in love. Some small moments in that process.

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