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Dean turns a trick for a blue-eyed john who puts him in silk panties and ties him up before giving him the best orgasm of his life. Mysterious ways, indeed.
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Sam has a love-hate relationship with Ruby and the cock cage she locks him into.
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As a
supervillainsupercriminalcontract worker with a morality deficit, Clint Barton leads a glamorous life. You know, stolen cars, dangerous women, a really confusing relationship with a meddling do-gooder, the works. It's pretty awesome. Except for, uh, medical bills, the mob, and being on the run all the time. That part isn't all that awesome.(A supervillain AU where Clint shoots arrows at people and gets beat up a lot. So, not really that much of an AU.)
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01 Aug 2014
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"This is what it's about, Johnny. Finding your limits, going past them."
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17 Jun 2014
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MARRY, FUCK, KILL by sevenfoxes for metonymy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Apr 2014
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"Actually, you know, I get it. Rogers would be an excellent MARRY choice. You know that he'd never leave the toilet seat up, would never drink the last of the milk, and would clean the rain gutters without prompting," Darcy says. She's never really considered Steve as anything other than Captain America who is impossibly unapproachable; weirdly enough, the things she finds intimidating about him as a person oddly work for her in a domestic setting. "Ugh, plus you just KNOW Barton would be the type of fucker that would eat the last oreo and then shove the empty box back into the cupboard."
"So what's your list then, Darcy?" Jane asks, turning back to look at the mold, which has done exactly fuck all in the last half-hour.
"Don't rush me! I need to make an informed, calculated choice."
Darcy looks down at her pad, then back up at Natasha. She purses her lips in thought. "You've fucked Barnes, right? How dexterous is that metal hand?"
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The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition.
Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.
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28 May 2014
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a very silly hollywood babylon au. wip.
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17 May 2014
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He still remembers Lydia shooting him a pained look. "You're making this harder than it needs to be," she'd said quietly, and he'd snapped, "I think it needs to be pretty damn hard! You're saying you want to--to swoop out of the solar system and go all E.T. on us!"
Because it was "us," now. Because, yeah, he can see why an ass-kicking superheroine would dump his Earthling ass to go find her own people, but now there's Emma.
Now there's their kid.
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24 Feb 2014