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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    "Will you two — can you behave tonight?" Eloise says, exasperation in her voice and her nose scrunched up.

    Colin wears an innocent face. "I can't think what you mean. Penis and I always behave."

    "I swear to God —" Penelope hisses, plonking the wine down hard on the counter. "You both have to stop with that —"

    "I mean it!" Eloise exclaims as she goes over to the large bowl of salad on the side and begins to toss it aggressively. "None of your usual Pen-and-Colin shit, please. Edwina's bringing someone new, and I want him to think we're… normal." She sighs, shoulders sagging. "Normal-ish. Normal enough that he doesn't run screaming." Her eyes narrow. "And if I'm honest I'd rather avoid another evening of you two bitching at each other."

    "We don't bitch," Colin insists, though they do, in fact, bitch. "Penelope is my dearest friend."

     

    OR: Eloise throws a dinner party. Penelope and Colin cannot behave themselves

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “I didn’t want anyone to know me, but, then…”

    His head tilts to the side and runs his hand through his hair. There’s a tightness in his stomach and chest making it harder to breathe. Side effects of being around the magnificent her, he supposes.

    “Then… what?” She prompts softly, confusion evident in her voice.

    They are frozen in time.
     
    Don’t tell me you do not know…

    “Then, you.”

    Sequel to Poor Puzzled Moon.

    A story of fear, loss, friendship, family, and love during the second World War.

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    07 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Penelope only wanted to cry and scream Fleetwood Mac lyrics in her car while eating pastries and drinking tequila.

    Then a handsome man with a gun and questionable morals slid into her passenger seat and ruined everything.

    It’s going to be a very long night.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    To Colin, the narrative is clear. The sweet sidekick best friend is going to end up with the main character, everyone will cheer, they'll all worship at the altar of a series well done and then beg their mum to let them start series five instead of going to bed. She'll almost immediately cave, allowing quick toilet breaks and re-fluffing of pillows (maybe even an exchange of blankets) before they all settle back into the cosy pile that is their Friday nights.

    But here is the problem, and it's a problem that they have never had before when watching a film or show together: Penelope Featherington disagrees with him.

    Disagrees. With him.

    She seems irked every time he brings up the couple's very clear soulmatism, which is getting on Colin's nerves because he's right, and no matter what show they're watching, Penelope has always agreed before.

    So what's different this time?

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    26 Oct 2025

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    'It’s been nearly a year since the first time they did this.

    That time was rushed and frantic. Like there was a risk of someone putting a stop to it and hauling them apart. Like they would die if they didn’t have each other right then and there.

    This time is the same, but different. No one is going to stop this. Certainly not her. But it is still frantic and needy. '

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    Colin and Penelope have been friends for years.

    They have been friends with benefits for a year.

    With life and jobs and Bridgertons getting in the way, they can’t seem to get on the same page.

    As time passes with missed opportunities, Colin and Penelope need to find a way to get it right.

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    01 Oct 2025