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i'll get a little older (i'll write until i know you) by maih_em
Fandoms: Endeavour (TV)
19 Oct 2025
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“What is it that you’re always writing, Peter? Seems you’re in here more and more nowadays.”
Peter’s hand stilled, leaving a dark ball of ink on the page. “Just letters. For Oxford.”
It wasn’t a lie, not really, because Hope didn’t need to know that he never sent the letters. And anyway, the only reason he never sent them was because they were never finished.
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Peter spent half a decade trying and failing to compose a letter back to Morse, to thank him for that generous and utterly undeserved gift all those years ago. In the end, what brought him back was something he thought was buried for good.
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The first time he went up to Maplewick Hall, Morse was immediately struck by how much he disliked it.
Something kept him coming back, though, and it wasn't the architecture.
It wasn't even the case. Not really.
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Peter’s first impression of the new constable was a scowl. Lips raised, with creases to the sides of his quivering mouth, brows furrowed like Peter had spat on his shoe. A cheap suit with the tacking stitch still in the back, and a plume of crumpled polyester blend shirt erupting from a pair of ill-fitting trousers.
It began as they all do, with snide looks shot from one side of the station to the other.
It only got worse from there.
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“Is that one of them cryptid ones?” Peter asked with a smirk, knowing the answer already. “You know, where the clues are all plain gibberish?”
“Cryp-tic. And they’re not gibberish,” Morse mumbled.
“Well how else do you explain that one? ‘Bump on the rear sounded – little accident’. If that’s not gibberish, then I don’t know what is.”
Finally, Morse’s twitching pen stilled. “You know, there’s a beautiful logic to them when you know where to look.”
Peter snorted. “That sounds like something a serial killer would say about, I dunno, blood splatters or something.”-
Morse and Peter both decide that working the Christmas Day shift would be a great way to find some peaceful solitude in the festive season.
When they find each other's company instead, things work out a little differently. -
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Somewhere across town, fireworks soared up above the skyline and lit the two of them up in red, then green, then gold.
The cold wine-red stain across Peter’s torso was starting to stiffen as it dried.
(AKA Morse and Peter kill someone, and wake up to deal with the aftermath)
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So when Jamie got the call from Roy’s sister, and an astoundingly clever and important little girl invited him to a sweet and silly little celebration, just them four — that was that, really. He didn’t think too hard about it. Two hours of travel to get here in the middle of a whirlwind training with the fucking National team and he follows the draw, the pull, the immeasurable force guiding him here. Not a single thought of protest, of resistance, even occurred to him. He just made it happen.
He’s really fucking gone, ain’t he?
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17 Jul 2025
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Roy Kent's Dramatic but Inevitable Jamie Tartt Induced Bisexual Awakening by chelicerata
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
02 Jul 2023
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When Roy’s world gets turned upside down, it’s because of Jamie.
Fucking typical.
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08 Jun 2025
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You seem like someone I could pick a fight with and dance all night with by Blackmustache
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Jul 2021
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Roy Kent is absolutely, one hundred percent NOT in a relationship with Jamie Tartt.
Just because they sometimes hook up, that doesn’t make it a thing.
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08 Jun 2025
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Roy folds his arms, glaring. "All right, what the fuck is going on here? Why have you suddenly decided to fancy me?"
"I haven't suddenly decided, I've always fancied you. Just didn't know until today that you'd be up for it."
Roy reminds himself sternly that he cannot murder their star striker the day before a match. "Just because I'm interested in blokes doesn't mean I'm interested in you."
Jamie looks confused. "It doesn't? But..." He gestures at his face as if it's incontrovertible evidence, then down his body like a closing argument.
Roy cannot murder him. The media would be intolerable.
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08 Jun 2025
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It's not like he wants Roy Kent saying nice things about him to be the only thing that gets him off, but he's got to work with what he's got.
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01 Jun 2025