6 Works by malfoyesque
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Curse-breaker Hermione Granger has an absolutely terrible day at work.
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Cormac McLaggen was laid out on his side, one leg bent, a velour robe barely covering the tops of his thighs as he stretched himself out on a chaise lounge. In his hand was a glass, containing what looked to be a martini.
“Hermione,” he purred. “I’ve been expecting you.”
Oh, God, she was going to throw up. -
Actually, Cormac, you're obsessed with me by malfoyesque for RaveRocky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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Cormac gets what he always wanted.
A very ill-advised companion oneshot to Immaculate Misconception
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- Part 2 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
At.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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I’m right here. His brain screamed it at him. I can do it. Me.
Ask me.
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Or:
Neville pines for seventeen years.
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Someone's sending flowers to Draco's girl.
He's not fucking happy about it. -
No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”