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Spamton refuses to prepare ahead of time for his late-night infomercial show. No one's going to watch it, so why bother?
That all changes when he discovers that the product of the night is a sex toy, and he ropes Tenna into helping him sell it.
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15 Sep 2025
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(TAKE NOTE OF THE TAGS! THIS IS A KINK FIC!)
It's been a long day at the television studio. Spamton had only come to drop off some mail, but he finds himself naturally thinking of his energetic TV-headed partner. Had he even stopped to eat anything today? And...he's so large, how much would it take to completely fill his stomach, anyway?
The devious little Big Shot begins to form a plan...
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07 Aug 2025
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You've always felt a strange energy coming from your television set - a boxy old CRT you can't afford to replace and feel oddly attached to. It's almost like it's... aware, somehow.
When you discover how to shift between the Light and Dark Worlds, you learn the truth: your beloved, dusty TV is actually Mr "Ant" Tenna - who, as it turns out, has a bit of a thing for you. With this knowledge in hand (and Tenna completely unaware that you know) you decide to have some fun. How worked up can you get him before he finally cracks?
Or: how to tease an inanimate television until its sentient Dark World counterpart finally admits he's been watching (and enjoying) the entire time.
A standalone story & part of my Tenna/Reader series.
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- Part 2 of Physical Challenges With Mr "Ant" Tenna
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11 Jul 2025
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Quackity loves his fiances Karl and Sapnap more than anything in the world.
And Karl is dying.
Quackity gives up something precious to a demonic creature under the promise it will save Karl.
He does not know just how much he stands to lose when he shakes its hand.Bookmarked by maltmellow
14 May 2025
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Schlatt returns from twenty years in limbo to a world where not even one full year has passed since his death. The world has changed drastically in the months since his presidential reign and he's found himself stuck in a deal he can't remember making, forced to work with the newly-budding country of Las Nevadas. As he grapples with mistakes he can't take back, a constant strange pull in his chest, and the few people he wishes to talk to avoiding him completely, he is reminded constantly of one truth:
Nothing that happens means they forgive you.
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30 Apr 2025