maria_loves_deadpool
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“If you close this door I’ll put a hole through your eyes,” Homelander blurted, “look, just give me fifteen minutes to convince you. If not, I’ll leave. I promise it.”
Butcher sighed, but hesitated regardless. “Not like I can fuckin’ stop you anyway. I don’t understand what you’re trying to do.”
Homelander twitched. How was Butcher not getting it? Did he forget their little conversation? Blood and bone. Scorched earth. Butcher had agreed to it, too, fucking liar. He was so sick of lying. Everyone lied to him so he wouldn’t kill them. But now William was lying to avoid killing Homelander? What kind of stupid and fucked up role reversal was that?
---
In a world where Compound V can cure cancer, Homelander tries to convince William to take some with some... unconventional methods.
---
(I'm really bad at writing summaries. Freaky as fuck Butcher and Homelander frottage. Does that convince you? Thanks.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,000
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 33
- Kudos:
- 247
- Bookmarks:
- 34
- Hits:
- 4,060
Bookmarked by maria_loves_deadpool
06 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Homelander didn't frequent Tek Knight's masquerade orgies often, but he was bored.
And after catching Butcher's scent at such an exclusive party? Well, now he was glad he came.
Bookmarked by maria_loves_deadpool
04 Apr 2026
-
Pearly Gates by dracaenaTrifasciata (theoreticalBotany), theoreticalBotany
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
02 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Entering Heaven is like wandering into a play where everyone already knows their mark, their part, and their script - except you. And you make the mistake of bumping into the spotlight during your debut.
Or, you run into Adam on your first day and things spiral from there.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,299
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 403
- Kudos:
- 1,560
- Bookmarks:
- 232
- Hits:
- 33,881
Bookmarked by maria_loves_deadpool
26 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Hazbin Hotel Adam x Reader (Canon divergent, based mostly on Season 1 as I began writing it when only S1 was out)
Being a newbie to Heaven, you had a lot to learn. So it had come as a shock to you when within your first week, you're assigned a job at the Great Seraphim Hall as a general assistant.
You'd be serving the angelic higher-ups that frequented the building, which you soon discover unfortunately includes a certain ancient being who enjoys the power he holds over you a little too much.
Or
Reader is new to Heaven, Adam takes an interest in them. There is a major power imbalance when dealing with a man who has been around over nine thousand years, and it just so happens he's a raging misogynist with a sadistic enjoyment of exploiting that dynamic.
Bookmarked by maria_loves_deadpool
19 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Sanji propositions Zoro, asking him if he'd let him feel up his chest while blindfolded to see how different Zoro's chest was to a lady's. Zoro, like the pining fool he is, agrees. But what was meant to just be a one-off thing quickly morphs into more than either of them could have imagined.
Series
- Part 4 of Historia's ZoSan/SanZo Oneshots
Bookmarked by maria_loves_deadpool
15 Mar 2026