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• An Academic Essay on Umbridge and Voldemort's relationship by BirdTopHat, marrymeumbridge

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  26 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dolores Umbridge/Voldemort
  • Dolores Umbridge
  • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
  • Harry Potter
  • Cornelius Fudge
  • Cornelius Fudge's Wife
  • Modern Era
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • male pattern baldness
  • Genetic Disorders & Abnormalities
  • Academia
  • not crack
  • Sex Education
  • Education
  • Umbridge Loins Bring All The Men To the Yard
  • Morally Grey Voldemort (Harry Potter)
  • Warning: Dolores Umbridge
  • Hot
  • James Potter is Not Harry Potter's Parent
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort is Harry Potter's Parent
  • Voldemort is Harry Potter's Parent
  • BAMF Harry Potter
  • BAMF Dolores Umbridge
  • Cornelius Fudge Being an Idiot
  • Cornelius Fudge Being an Asshole
  • Cornelius Fudge Getting Cucked
  • Time Travel Fix-It
  • Fix-It

  Summary

  Voldemort and Umbridge meet through r/Bald. (Now with accurate citations and sources!)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,950

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  3

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  34

• Drarry vs Umbridge by marrymeumbridge

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
  • F/F, Gen, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  25 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Major Character Death
  • Y/n/Umbridge
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Y/n - Character
  • Dolores Umbridge
  • Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • IMSORRY
  • Drarry
  • more tags are in chapter 1
  • only god can judge me for my sins
  • but there is no god
  • Filch Flinches

  Summary

  The two boys are talking in class when Umbridge gets mad at them.
  A duel ensures.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,429

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  395