masc_malfunction
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
The sight of it made the hairs on the back of Kakashi's neck stand up. It looked so human—but Kakashi knew it wasn't. For a moment, Kakashi had thought this must be a ninja from one of the shark-featured clans from Kirigakure. It would have been easy to explain.
But Kakashi knew this was something different. Something he'd never seen before.
When Kakashi is badly injured on a solo infiltration mission to Kirigakure, he figures he's as good as dead.
He never expected something in the ocean would prove to him he's worth saving.
-
Tags
Summary
Kakashi hadn’t been sleeping well.
It wasn’t anything he hadn’t dealt with before. Kakashi had a long and familiar past with insomnia, and was long used to functioning almost at 100% on hardly any sleep at all. He could go days, even weeks, on only a handful of stolen hours.
Besides, He supposed it could only be expected. He’d recently experienced being a casualty of war.
A companion piece to You Suck At Love .
Series
- Part 2 of You Suck At Love
-
Tags
Summary
Iruka Umino was having a terrible day.
His day didn't start this bad. He would describe it as normal, even. Nothing at all in the many waking hours Iruka had spent up until now had given him any kind of indication of what was to come.
Which was, as it turns out, that while he was walking home through a narrow path in the trees, someone was going to throw a knife at him.
When Iruka managed to open his eyes, he froze.
There was a man pinning Iruka to the tree by his forearm. He had an elaborately painted dog mask, a single blood-red eye, and a second knife poised against Iruka's neck.
Iruka's life was normal. Routine. Boring, even. And he was okay with it. He was satisfied, he really was. All of these feelings of loneliness, or like he didn't belong were just normal graduation anxiety, he's sure.
But then a stranger crashed onto the scene, bringing powerful, long-lost knowledge and a mystery that's centuries old. And suddenly, Iruka finds himself diving headfirst into a world he had only known legends about...with a man unlike anyone he's ever met.
-
Tags
Summary
“Runaan, wait.”
“Hm?” Runaan paused, his eyes slightly wide in question.
“Oh. I—” Ethari paused, his cheeks flushing lightly as he moved to sit beside his husband, his fingers reaching out to brush through the ends of Runaan’s hair. “Let me?”
-
Tags
Summary
Of all the things Kent expected he'd be after his NHL draft, alone wasn't one of them.
Series
- Part 1 of The Check, Please! Sad Boy Playlist
Recent series
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Robert guides him one small step forward, until Flambae stands an inch from the metal. The muscles in his back are tight, his shoulders tense. Robert half expects to be punched in the face.
But Flambae rocks forward, unguided, and presses his crotch against the mech’s waiting palm.
Robert helps Flambae work out some of the feelings he has towards the Mecha Man suit.
Bookmarked by masc_malfunction
16 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Camboy Kojiro is back for his online show, this time with a special guest who brings a little bit of lube and a lot of ropes.
Series
- Part 2 of Baby, Don't You Like This Beat?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,946
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4
- Kudos:
- 124
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 1,680
Bookmarked by masc_malfunction
28 Nov 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Camboy Kojiro agrees to his first live performance - being tied up by one of his manager's friends.
He has no idea what he's in for.Series
- Part 1 of Baby, Don't You Like This Beat?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,816
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 12
- Kudos:
- 219
- Bookmarks:
- 25
- Hits:
- 1,859
Bookmarked by masc_malfunction
28 Nov 2024
-
Tags
Summary
The noise Kojiro made then was, frankly, indescribable. Something choked, yet not unlike the sound of software crashing, or even unlike the sound that he made when he had an especially bad fall, mixed with a yelp. It would have been hilarious, in any other circumstance.
Bookmarked by masc_malfunction
13 Nov 2024
-
Tags
Summary
And, oh.
Langa’s falling in love with Reki. Reki, his snowboarding instructing partner, his partner who speaks his home language and picks him up for work every morning and wears his clothes, his partner who laughs louder than anyone Langa’s ever met, who gives the best hugs, who always says Langa’s name like he can’t keep a smile out of his voice. Langa’s falling in love with Reki, and he swallows again, because everything makes sense now. The sweaty hands, the urge to run his fingers through Reki’s snow-damp hair, the warm feeling spreading through his heart whenever Reki wears his scarf, and Langa can feel his heart stumbling in his chest because oh, he’s — he’s in trouble.
(langa and reki meet as snowboarding co-instructors and tumble into love over clothes sharing, cuddling, and — after a little pining — accidentally getting caught in the snow <3)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,778
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 58
- Kudos:
- 1,779
- Bookmarks:
- 362
- Hits:
- 23,308
Bookmarked by masc_malfunction
13 Oct 2024