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• R-Rivers! *blush* by matthewkellysharp

  Fandoms: weezer Crackfic  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • ratt on crack ft rivers matt brian pat
  • Matt’s POV
  • Satire

  Summary

  Matt manages his homosexual wattpad y/n thoughts of Rivers with a wild crazy ending…

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,138

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  70

• Merry Rattmas by matthewkellysharp

  Fandoms: Weezer (Band)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  02 Jan 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rivers Cuomo/Matt Sharp
  • Rivers Cuomo
  • Matt Sharp
  • Weezer (1994)
  • Pinkerton (Weezer)
  • POV First Person
  • Christmas
  • I LOVE RATT
  • hohoho
  • my dumb weezerverse thing

  Summary

  hi this is for my weezerverse thing its kind of corny But I was born on the cob so it’s okay

  Basically umm yeah it’s christmas theyre both just youngins here❤️yeah❤️

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,579

  Chapters:

  4/?

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  9

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  169