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    “If it helps make you feel any better,” Mary says, face stoic. “You won't have to make conversations with Ava if she turns out to be an insufferable and snobbish heiress brat. Just do your job and stay in her shadows.”

    “I’m sure Ava isn't a brat. She looks so sweet.” Camila defends, gesturing at the portrait of Beatrice's bed partner still pulled up on the LED screen. Like Beatrice can come close to forgetting how that sweet face has scrunched up in primal pleasure as she rode Beatrice’s fingers and tongue for hours on end.

    Jesus Christ she needs to get a grip right fucking now.

    “Alright. I’ll do it.”

     

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    As Agent Galahad of the Kingsman, Beatrice has on multiple occasions encountered and overcome the impossible. Being the private bodyguard of Ava Silva, whom she fucked senseless and left without a word, promises to be more challenging than anything’s ever thrown her way.

    Beatrice just hopes Ava won’t get the wrong idea. After all, she is married to her work. There is no room for romance in her life (or is there).

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    17 Apr 2024

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    “We created it. But, biologically, it’s identical to any other. I have the same need for sleep, food, water.”

    “Created it, huh?” Ava leaned a shoulder against the doorframe. “Based on what?”

    “Input from our limited data on earth. We developed a cache of features and arranged them.”

    “Ah, like create a Sim.” Ava nodded. At Beatrice’s blank look, she said, “It’s an earth game. We’ll play sometime. And, um, you know. You guys did a great job. At arranging.”

    “Thank you.” Beatrice blinked. “It was designed to be aesthetically pleasing.”

    “So you’re hot on purpose.” She blew out a long breath. “Honestly, thank God. That’s kind of relieving. I was worried I was—”

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    Beatrice is an alien researcher looking for information on earth. Ava, as it turns out, has a lot to teach her.

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    26 Sep 2023

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    "I think," Ava began, chewing on the thought, "That you should take my virginity."

    Beatrice's first reaction was what a hellish thing to say in the middle of the Atlantic City boardwalk, right outside of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville. "Take it?" She responded, deciding to address the brutish first part of the sentence, "Ava, that's a little antiquated, don't you think?"

    Ava said, "Seriously? That's your response to this?"

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    Ava and Beatrice meet for the first time at ten years old, and again in a very different way their last summer before college.

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    26 Sep 2023

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    Recently, Ava had been watching Youtube videos on mindfulness in an effort to try to increase the percentage of her thoughts she was able to keep just in her head. That training was about to fail her spectacularly. “One of the nuns is kind of cute.”

    Mary’s fingers paused mid stitch. Ava’s fork paused halfway to her mouth as her brain caught up with what she’d just said.

    “Ava, what the fu—”

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    Ava has to spend several weeks in a church archive. The person running the archive is a nun, and also hot. She is totally normal and respectful about this.

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    12 Dec 2022

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    Yeh Shuhua is trying very hard to make a home out of the third boarding school her father has shipped her off to in the past eight years. Seo Soojin makes that very difficult.

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    Your classic Enemies to friends to lovers fic.

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    10 Nov 2022