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fate is written on the page by maximumbagels
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, I Don't Want To Visit Grandma - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Leftenmost Window - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Aug 2025
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In a middle-of-nowhere village in the Western part of England, an immortal, drug-dealing witch lives in a tent, helping people sell phones and grow aubergines.
94 years ago, that same witch found herself with two babies at her front door.Margaery was never one for children. She never had her own, and despite her run-ins with helping other young magical beings, she never wanted them. So when she finds herself with two babies, she doesn’t really know what to think, especially when they start displaying biblical powers she hadn’t seen since before aubergines. But when old demons come back to haunt her for these children, she has no choice but to protect them.
or: Margaery raises nephilim twins Ethel & Ethelle
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broke your heart, I’ll put it back together by maximumbagels
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
20 Jul 2025
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five times Titch missed his chance with Derek, and the one time he took it
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- Part 3 of SFTH's Version
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I knew you'd haunt all of my what-ifs by maximumbagels
Fandoms: The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
10 Jul 2025
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Two years after Tom left her, Thomas asks Gemma where his dad is. And for the first time in those two years, Gemma admits what she couldn’t before.
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- Part 2 of SFTH's Version
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this could either break my heart or bring it back to life by maximumbagels
Fandoms: The Off-Season - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
11 Jun 2025
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Angelina has never been this close to someone before. And whether or not she wants to admit it, she wants to be this close to him.
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- Part 1 of SFTH's Version
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That Bittersweet Feeling by maximumbagels
Fandoms: Bitter Sweethearts - Shoot from the Hip D&D Sketches, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
06 Jun 2025
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Lucas is happy. Lucas *should* be happy. Whats there not to be happy about? He’s finally free from a curse that had trapped him for centuries, and he can live his life now. And it’s not like the rest of the world losing those 3 months was particularly a bad thing.
So why can’t he shake the feeling that he lost a part of himself when his wish came true?
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SFTH's Version by maximumbagels
Fandom Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Off-Season - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
20 Jul 2025
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One-Shots based off Taylor Swift songs about couples from SFTH plays. Probably couples played by Tom & Luke.
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The Dragon's Roar by Priestess_of_Groove
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
02 Nov 2024
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Humanity failed to stop the Night King and his legion of undead until it was too late. The displeased Gods decide it should take a greater role in the fate of humanity and wind back to a time before the world fell apart. Jon Snow, the Prince Who Was Promised, and Jaime Lannister are sent back to prevent The War of the Five Kings and unite Westeros under a single banner to avoid a terrible fate. Even with the advantage of hindsight, things never go as planned.
1/5/2025 - Voted 2nd Best Time Travel for 2024 in the r/AsoiafFanfiction reddit.
5/27/19 - The events of S8 do not apply to this fic.
Podfic: The Dragon's Roar - Podfic
Russian: (The Dragon's Roar) Рев дракона (AO3)Series
- Part 1 of The Dragon's Roar Universe
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02 Feb 2024
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soon enough you will be dancing at my funeral by reedroad
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 Nov 2019
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As a result of Crest experimentation, Claude discovers he is dying. He finds himself drawn to the only two people who can understand how he is feeling.
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Bookmarked by maximumbagels
21 Jul 2020
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Connor Murphy: Professional Heartbreaker by EmeraldAshes
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
14 Jul 2017
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"Go talk to your crush" is kind of a pathetic therapy assignment, but it's not like waiting around for people to hit on him has worked out for Connor. At this point, he almost wants to get rejected just so he isn't the heartbreaking asshole this time...Besides, Evan Hansen is kind of hot.
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Abasement With Heavy Hearts by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
06 Nov 2017
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What if Connor had completely read the letter that Evan wrote? What if he didn't freak out.
Trigger Warnings inside.
This is also published on my Fanfiction.net account and wattpad, so I am not copying another author! It is me.
I've never published on here before so I apologize for weird formatting that may possibly happen. -
My Heart Will Go On by DisnerdingAvenger
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Titanic (1997)
30 Apr 2017
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Engaged to be married to a woman who he does not love - a match enforced by his money grubbing father - the poised young aristocrat, Adam, is utterly miserable. On his first night aboard the RMS Titanic, he debates pitching himself over the edge of the ship and into the icy waters below, never to be seen or paraded around ever again.
He would have jumped, too, had he not been talked down by a shockingly beautiful girl who had somehow managed to smuggle herself onto the ship, hoping to see the world. Her name was Belle, and Adam quickly came to learn that she had been in France prior to boarding the Titanic, selling her sketches to make ends meet. A bizarre concept to the wealthy gentleman, which only made her, and her way of life, all the more alluring.
Bookmarked by maximumbagels
30 Jul 2017
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this AU seems like such a weird concept but it's so good???????