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As the dust settles in the 2000 United States Presidential election, Ivy League student Hermione Granger goes to three different parties, in an effort to think about something- anything- other than the state of Florida.
So does that argumentative trust fund prick, Draco Malfoy.
A college AU all about enemies who...aren't.
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09 Jun 2024
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“Or you’ll die. Really.”
Hermione put all the derision she was capable of projecting colour those words, allowing it to just hang in the air.
“Granger, you have no idea the impact those periwinkle ruffles had on me,” Draco said defensively, before immediately looking at his feet again — the bloody coward.
She scoffed. “Ha! I think you saw your first exposed collarbone and it broke your brain.”
Blaise turned to Draco. “I mean, she’s not wrong, mate. That’s basically what happened.”
“Shut it, Zabini. Granger, I realise I’m not your favourite person and I understand why this is hard for you to accept —”
“You just told me you made an Unbreakable Vow in bloody fourth year — something that Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass over here helped with — that you would have sex with me before you graduated from Hogwarts. And now if you don’t shag me in the next few days, you'll die. Not just sex with someone, full stop, mind you. It has to be sex with me. Muggle-born, notorious swot and insufferable know-it-all Hermione Jean Granger. Me.”
Draco swallowed. “Yes. It has to be you.”
“I call bullshit.”
8th Year Fuck or Die AU. Enjoy!
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07 Jun 2024
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Tav cannot help but feel guilty when she convinces Kar'Niss to go into the dark without a lantern. He has not done anything more terrible than she or her party mates have done, and if they all should be forgiven then why not him?
Kar'Niss has been abandoned by two goddesses now, but he may yet be willing to put his faith in a third.
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12 Nov 2023
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At a casual replication of a slumber party deep in the dream bubbles, a game of truth or dare leads where all such games lead in pornographic material; to one person getting the blowjob of their lives, and the person giving almost enjoying it more than the person receiving.
Or, Aranea has an oral fix8ion and becomes a party favour about it.
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14 Jan 2023
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Vriska is desperate to hook up with Rose, but is scared that Rose will find out she's secretly a bottom.
Little does she know, Rose Lalonde is the dommiest domme that ever dommed, and is *more* than ready to put this subby troll in her place~
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14 Jan 2023