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• Flood Vessel 117 - When Your Luck Runs Out by mcburger117

  Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms  

  • Not Rated
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  13 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Cortana/John-117 | Master Chief
  • Blue Team & John-117 | Master Chief
  • Cortana & John-117 | Master Chief
  • John-117 | Master Chief
  • Kelly-087 (Halo)
  • Linda-058 (Halo)
  • Frederic-104 (Halo)
  • Cortana (Halo)
  • The Flood (Halo)
  • The Covenant (Halo)
  • UNSC Marine Corps (Halo)
  • UNSC Infinity Crew (Halo)
  • Office of Naval Intelligence Personnel (Halo)
  • Work In Progress
  • Blood and Gore
  • Mild Gore
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • What Have I Done
  • Im sorry for what I have done
  • Collab
  • read description
  • Blue Team dynamics
  • non-canon compliant
  • just an idea of something that will never happen dont worry
  • no beta we die like spartans
  • chief x cortana if you squint
  • Yes I ship them
  • the flood is a menace
  • Flood Vessel concept
  • Infected people
  • slight descriptions of what the flood does to you
  • more ptsd inducing stuff for our boy master chief
  • im sorry chief
  • More tags will be added later
  • Multiple chapters
  • this will be worth the wait I promise
  • author is a bit tired and unmotivated
  • press x to flip warthog
  • Blue Team is a family nobody can tell me otherwise
  • im sorry
  • Author loves using Halo Soundtrack names as chapter titles
  • Major Character Injury
  • Major character death - Freeform
  • I LOVE ALL OF BLUE TEAM THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING
  • Minor Character Death
  • Background Character Death

  Summary

  This series is about a little AU called 'Flood Vessel 117'. Its about the events of the Flood , and some characters that unfortunately got involved with it. If you like angsty AU's , feel free to give this series a read!

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  It all started with the question; "what if Chief got infected?" And ended with the clusterfuck we have today. I mean, canon's out the window with this one for sure.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Flood Vessel 117

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,704

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  24

  Hits:

  583

• Jameson Locke is so damn cool (he wishes) by mcburger117

  Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Jul 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Cortana/John-117 | Master Chief
  • John-117 | Master Chief
  • Cortana (Halo)
  • Blue Team (Halo)
  • Jameson Locke
  • Fireteam Osiris
  • Edward Buck
  • Not Canon Compliant - Halo 5: Guardians
  • No Smut
  • Satire
  • Funny
  • Cortana Mentioned
  • we hate Jameson Locke in this household
  • Chief has a playlist for beating ass
  • Locke thinks he is so damn cool
  • no beta we die like spartans
  • I am Delusional
  • no regrets
  • Cringe on purpose
  • haha L
  • Chief is a pookie
  • rule 1: dont mess with green man
  • I AM SOBBING WHAT DID I CREATE
  • a lot of cuss words
  • I love cortana and chief so much
  • crackfic
  • very satire
  • Not Serious
  • guys please
  • im a barbie girl in the barbie world life in plastic its fantastic

  Summary

  Locke gets cyberbullied by the green man
  (satire crackfic for joke purposes written once again under 30 mins , enjoy <3)

  Series

  • Part 2 of Professionally Cyberbullying Jameson Locke by writing fanfics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  668

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  347

• Halo 5 if it was crack by mcburger117

  Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Jul 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jameson Locke/Undisclosed
  • Jameson Locke/Original Character(s)
  • Cortana/John-117 | Master Chief
  • Jameson Locke
  • John-117 | Master Chief
  • Cortana (Halo)
  • Blue Team (Halo)
  • Fireteam Osiris
  • Edward Buck
  • Holly Tanaka
  • Olympia Vale
  • No Smut
  • Crack
  • Not Canon Compliant - Halo 5: Guardians
  • Satire
  • we hate Jameson Locke in this household
  • crackfic
  • no beta we die like spartans
  • cringe pick me y/n stereotype
  • I love cortana
  • insert halo theme

  Summary

  An entirely satire fic. Dont take it seriously. A non canon Halo 5 fic written under 30 minutes ONLY for cringe purposes , enjoy bleeding your eyes out <3

  Series

  • Part 1 of Professionally Cyberbullying Jameson Locke by writing fanfics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  605

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  229