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    Ilya Rozanov does what he does best: post on social media and stress out Harris Drover.

    The fic starts on New Year's Day 2024 after Ilya posts an upcoming year's "enemies" list.

    This is a series that alternates between Hockey Husbands + the rest of Centaurs team being insane on the internet, Harris putting them in media training, and it immediately failing as soon as they leave the room.

    Basically, it's just the Cens being absolute menaces!

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    16 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    12 May 2026

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    09 May 2026

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    Shane & Ilya discover a new shared kink. This is basically a series of interconnected/chronological one shots of them figuring out how (and maybe why) they like it, while being domestic, in love Hollanov.
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    "Oh god, Ilya," he said, voice wrecked. "I'm so close."

    "Let go," Ilya said. "For me."

    Shane's eyes snapped open. He searched Ilya's face, like he needed the reassurance still.

    Ilya grabbed his hand and pressed it to his own hard cock. "You feel that?" he asked, voice low. "I'm about to come in my pants just thinking about it, Shane."

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    17 Apr 2026

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