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we’re still having fun (and you’re still the one) by andromedism
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Sep 2024
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Paddy's Pub has a new pest, no thanks to Frank: pickleball players. Charlie and Dee embrace the pickling lifestyle. Mac sees an opportunity to include his new boyfriend, Colin. Dennis is tormented by all of this.
Bookmarked by merrysolar
11 May 2025
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"Stop kissing me!" Dennis explodes. "Stop looking at me like that. Stop following me around like a lost puppy. Jesus Christ, if I just bang you, get it goddamn over with, will that make you stop?"
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In which a frustrated Dennis makes an equally frustrated Mac an offer.
Bookmarked by merrysolar
02 Nov 2024
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Is That Beef Jerky In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? by LoonyLoomy
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
19 Apr 2020
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"Charlie, sit."
"Don't tell me to sit, dude."
"You want a treat? Think I got some jerky here in my—I do have some jerky in my pocket! Do you want some?"
"Mm!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"You sure? You want some? Wait for it. Sit. Shake. Speak."
"I would like some jerky, please."
"Good boy! Haha, he caught it! He catches it every time."
- Season 3 Episode 5, 'The Aluminium Monster Vs Fatty Magoo'Bookmarked by merrysolar
05 Oct 2024
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I've got you like a wounded animal by BleedingAlive
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
15 Oct 2023
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The trap closes around the animal's leg. Its hips. Its throat. The apex of its spine and lungs and heart. If fear is a human emotion, this is the closest to human this creature will ever become. Tearing its body apart just to try to get away.
Or maybe fear is a gift God gives us. Man made in His image, after all.
(Or, Mac realizes that Dennis needs him when he isn't feeling well.)
Bookmarked by merrysolar
12 Sep 2024
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Lord Jesus Christ, Son of the living God, have mercy on me, a sinner
Bookmarked by merrysolar
12 Sep 2024
