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out of the fire, into the frying pan by messymortal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Mar 2022
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There were four of them, two tall and two stocky, each one broad and muscular. The one in the front had a clean shaven head adorned with a clunky tribal tattoo. It was impressively ugly.
Foregoing his usual quips, Peter went straight for the jugular. Literally.- Peter Parker letting out his frustration, two ways
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prone to misery by messymortal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Feb 2022
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Sirens, car horns, distant music, fighting neighbors, laughing children. The sounds of the city were grating on his nerves. His enhanced senses were as much a blessing as a curse on some days. Right now, it was all too much. The suit irritated his skin and a soft pain started blooming from in between his cramped shoulder blades. Going into a fight like this was not a good idea, but when had Peter ever been known for those.
Letting out a deep breath, he rounded the last corner, steeling himself for whatever he was about to see. Okay, gameface on.
Spiderman was focused and grounded, no matter how bad Peter Parker was feeling.- Spidey is experiencing sensory overload, Wade helps him calm down.
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tick, tick,...swoon by messymortal
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Feb 2022
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Wade always thought Spidey was more the sciency type of nerd, but even he wouldn't be able to resist a good serenade, right? Turning it into a duet turns out to be harder than expected though.
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Potter’s eyes met his as the class quieted down. Without thinking about it, Draco winked at him. It was a tiny gesture, something he used to do with Pansy and sometimes even with his mother when they were upset. A small sign that he was on their side. Was he on Potter’s side now? Draco was surprised by his own action and Potter too looked a bit confused. He sent Draco another long, intrigued look and then went back to his book. It was far from a smile, but at least there was some life in his eyes. Draco would take what he could get.
- a slow burn, eighth year, late night conversations, violin music, traumatized teenagers talking kinda fic
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“You know, we’re like stars. I’m here, you’re over there.” Louis said, pointing at two bright specks in the dark above them. “And between us is all this space that’s dark and empty and terrifying and anybody who’d try to enter it would die.”
Harry’s reply came slowly and thoughtfully, like everything he said. “In that case, I think I’d die for you.”or: another canon-compliant getting-back-together thing, because i can't get these two out of my head
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
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I Wouldn't Mind Being Yours by ret_wat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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Five times Spider-Man surprised Deadpool, and one time Wade surprised Peter.
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- Part 1 of Spideypool 5+1
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19 Apr 2024
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just go for it by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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Wade's laughing at something a pretty girl with long black hair and a tight dress is saying. His hand is curved around her hip, and her face is tucked against his ear. She’s whispering something that’s probably clever, funny, and sexy and is going to literally charm those tight pants right off him. Peter takes another burning sip of his drink, something strong that Wade had gotten him, and it’s gross, but it also burns in a way he needs because it dulls the twist in his stomach when he sees Wade with people who are actually capable of making a move on him.
The girl is pressing a kiss against Wade’s cheek now, and he’s saying something that’s making her laugh. Peter takes another long drink. Of course, she’s laughing. Wade is immensely funny, not that Peter would ever tell him that. He’s also immensely arrogant and thinks he’s hot shit because he is and Peter wants him so, so bad. Too bad he’s not a hot girl, or a hot guy, just Wade’s weird nerdy college roommate whose been crushing on him for three years.
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30 Mar 2024
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With a Hyphen by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jun 2023
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Wade and Peter stop a fight to argue about this so called "fourth wall breaking" & Deadpool learns Spider-Man is more prickly about cops than he thought he was (and so much more)
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- Part 1 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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25 Mar 2024
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bruises (on both my knees for you) by antivenom
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Aug 2019
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Peter wasn’t altogether convinced that Wade’s flirting had been anything more than a way to get underneath Spider-Man’s skin.
Wade wasn’t altogether convinced that Spider-Man’s air of disdain wasn’t just a cover up because he was ashamed of returning the feelings.
So, when Peter calls Wade’s bluff at the same time that Wade calls Peter’s, they both end up with their dicks in their hands. (No pun intended)(Okay, actually, it was definitely intended).
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