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    “I’m here to rescue you!” Fig says.

    “Interesting,” says the princess. “Why?”

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    She sniffs. “Low blow and unoriginal. That’s the twentieth time you’ve threatened that. Wow, you must really be losing it today.” She says this with no sympathy and flips a page in her book.

    Kabru lets out what he thinks is a very deserved groan of misery.

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    Kabru, and the agonies of having Marcille Donato as a coworker.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    deeply entertained by marcille and kabru in this... such a delight to read....

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    “Fuck, it’s that bad?”
    “Worse,” Pyrrha says. “But you should take it. It’s a career-starter if I’ve ever seen one. Nine weeks on the West leg of the tour, opening for a First House band.”
    “Say the name. Say the name right now. Say the name of the band, say the name. Dve, say the name of the band.”
    “SARPEDON,” Pyrrah says, with the reluctance of someone speaking the name of a long-forgotten god whose dedicants worship by pissing just left of the toilet.

    Nine weeks touring with a nu-metal band they hate. How bad could things possibly get for the Rocked Tomb? Drummer Gideon Nav, bassist-vocalist Harrowhark Nonagesimus, keyboardist Palamedes Sextus, and guitarist Camilla Hect are determined to find out.

    This fic is complete, and will update every Tuesday.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    there are at least like 5 different moments in this where something was referenced (tacoma (the city), doctor worm by tmbg, john darnielle) that made me do the mental equivalent of sitting bolt upright and pointing at my phone like "hey! that's a thing i know! i know that thing! hey wait a minute!"
    by this i mean. good fic

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    “How precious are your futures?” asks the Sphinx. “How dear to you is the path you wish to take?” She bares her teeth in a cruel smile, and they all take an involuntary step back.

    “Wait,” says Laios suddenly. “Look at her teeth!”

    Yes, Laios,” says Izutsumi. “We’ve all noticed the fangs. This really isn’t the time—”

    “No,” says Laios, “those back teeth. She has molars- grinders. That means she’s an omnivore. But she can’t leave this circle, and you saw how nothing ventures within miles of this spot. I bet she hasn’t had anything other than…” he swallows, waving a hand vaguely at the pile of ex-adventurers, “...meat… for years .”

    “So…what?” asks Izutsumi.

    “Remember how good those marshmallows were?” asks Laios. “And that was only after a couple days without much of a varied diet.”

    “You want to bet all of our lives,” Chilchuck says slowly, “on making a Sphinx a nice dessert?”

    Laios smiles.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    very much captured the spirit of dungeon meshi to me :)