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  1. Summary

    As described to my friend when I first fleshed out this idea:

    "so its this camp the squad has been going to FOREVER every summer and like they only see each other at summe rbc they all live spread out and like slowly alex and john are like breh id bone you hard physically AND emotionally and yeah hercules turns out to be a regular lumberjack and lafayette just starts rapping at the speed of light at the camp fire one night and everyone is like wtf and everyone is just happy and alive and having a good time (with each other not family times because family times suck aka cue the angst mwahahaha)"

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    hamilton: 5th year, muggle born, slytherin.
    lafayette: 5th year - transfered from beauxbatons, pure blood, hufflepuff.
    hercules: 6th year, half blood, slytherin.
    john: 5th year, half blood, gryffindor.
    eliza: 6th year, pure blood, hufflepuff.
    maria: 7th year, muggle born, slytherin.
    angelica: graduated, pure blood, was ravenclaw.
    peggy: 4th year, pure blood, gryffindor.
    jefferson: 6th year, pure blood, ravenclaw.
    madison: 6th year, pure blood, ravenclaw.
    burr: 7th year, pure blood, slytherin.

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    University of Middle-Earth. Bard is an engineering student who got in on hard work and many scholarships, and Thranduil, his boyfriend, comes from his aristocratic old money back ground, but despite his gorgeous good looks, he's incredibly smart and has a wicked tongue. He's a polisci major of course. This is a compilation of their shenanigans during university, how their relationship and friendships with others form and yadda yadda yadda. - ficlets (sometimes longer, sometimes shorter) of their lives, not in chronological order.

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    Colin Bridgerton’s dick was too big.

    It had always been a problem. Until it wasn’t.

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    12 May 2025

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    She blinked. Maybe he was some hallucination because of the martini she had. She blinked again. He was still there with that same shit eating grin she’s seen countless times. He was certainly a Bridgerton. He had the same chestnut colored hair as the rest of them, the same distinguished nose, that air of nobility. She recalled how they were supposedly descended from a viscount or something. She mentally tried to count them, going from eldest to youngest. This one had green eyes so it had to be -

    “Colin.”

    He smirked at her.

    “Thought for a second you forgot who I was.”

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    07 May 2025

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    After Penelope reveals herself as Lady Whistledown to the ton, she and Colin are finally ready to start moving forward with their relationship. It’s then that they realise that there is so much that Penelope doesn’t know yet, and Colin is more than ready to reprise his role as her teacher.

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    06 May 2025

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    His mouth drops open slightly as he looks down at her hand on his chest. She wonders if he’s also comparing their sizes, and she licks her lips at the thought. He looks up at her face just in time to see the flash of pink of her tongue, and two things happen that Penelope thought she would never experience in her lifetime.

    1. Colin Bridgerton is looking at her with “fuck me” eyes so dilated that she can’t tell what’s denim blue versus black.
    2. Colin Bridgerton lets out the prettiest, breathiest moan she’s ever heard in her life.

    Who could ever fight against that?

    “Can I please suck your dick, Colin?”

    -or-

    Colin and Pen meets Netflix and Chill

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    03 May 2025

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    “I—” she stared up at him and said in a small voice, “it’s too much to ask of you.”

    “It’s not,” Colin said firmly. “Don’t overthink it,” he urged her.

    Ten minutes ago, she had no home and no chance that she would ever know where her dad was. Colin had just walked into the room and taken control of everything within a matter of minutes, like her own personal white knight.

    “Just let someone take care of you for once.”

    In which Colin slowly, inadvertently, and inevitably becomes Penelope’s sugar daddy.

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    01 May 2025