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“Tough shit, brother. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
The “game” being who, between Jack and Robby, would have the most patients with foreign objects lodged in their asses this holiday season. Jack eked out the win with 21; Robby only had 17.
“It’s not fair,” Robby grumbled. “No one’s trying to get it on at 11 in the morning. That's the kind of shit you do after the sun goes down.”
Jack shrugged. “You agreed to the terms and conditions. Here, turn around, let me get the back.”
The “prize” that Robby won stared at him in the mirror as Jack zipped up the back of his costume. It was the annual PTMC holiday/new year’s party (lumped together, because they couldn’t be fucked to have two separate parties, and it was cheaper), and Robby would be attending dressed as Santa Claus. The scratchy white beard was practically suffocating him, and the shiny red fabric of the coat and pants was stretched tight across his arms, stomach, and thighs.
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26 Dec 2025
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“Why does everyone keep looking at me like that?”
Robby’s mouth turns up at one corner, as if something about the question amuses him. “Probably because you’ve been walking around the floor all morning smelling like me.”
While out thrift shopping, Whitaker makes a purchase that shakes up the entire emergency department.
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26 Dec 2025
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Best friends Jack and Robby kiss under the mistletoe and Dennis gets the wrong idea. (This is a Hucklerobby fic guys)
Secret Santa gift for Eclipse!
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- Part 2 of Da Pitt
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26 Dec 2025
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Dennis: Hypothetically, if I were to drink 2 cans of monster energy in the span of 4 minutes, is it possible to have a heart attack?
Michael: Dennis.
Love of my life.
What the actual fuck?Bookmarked by mxggiwi
24 Dec 2025
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"He turned on a playlist, took another hit, and let his body groove as he cooked until his phone cut him off mid-funk, a vibrating pseudo-silence slicing through the music (ever since his ringtone blared out in the middle of a moment of silence for a deceased patient, he'd kept his phone on vibrate). He figured it must've been work, or a telemarketer, or plausibly Trinity needing his input on something too immediately for a text, or maybe Robby, though he was mid-shift.
"Robin Whitaker" was the last name he'd expected to see."
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Whitaker accidentally texts Robby instead of his mother telling her to please never speak to him again.Bookmarked by mxggiwi
24 Dec 2025
