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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Can I— Jesus, I know how this sounds. I’m so sorry to ask this. Please know I’m so sorry, Connor.” Connor took a deep breath. Then another. Then another, waiting to hear Evan's request. “I mean, nighttime is when I feel the worst. Can we just— can I just stay on the phone? Fuck.” There was the light tap of skin on skin near the receiver, maybe Evan touching his forehead or temple, putting his hand over his eyes. “I promise I won’t be weird or pervy or something. Like, I don’t even need to hear you. I promise I’ll just do my work and study and stuff. I just want to have you on the other end.” Connor blinked several times, his teeth clenched. “Like, I just want to know you’re there, literally immediately, in case I need something. I just—”

    “Don’t want to be alone. Yeah. I get it.” Connor ran a hand through his hair and collected his soup bowl, starting to run hot water over it. “That’s fine. As long as you’re quiet by the time I go to sleep."

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    Connor and Evan haven't spoken in six years. Evan needs someone to talk to. Connor needs to get his head on straight.

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    06 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    In the silence after the battle all Bilbo Baggins has is time.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    Someone starts leaving notes and gourmet food in Will's favorite study spot. Who could it ever be?

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    05 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    “It’s me,” Crowley whispers. “‘S alright. I’ve got you.”

    It takes a moment, an excruciatingly long moment, but eventually, there’s movement. Wings unfurl ever so slightly, and a head peeks out from between the mess of ruffled, ruined feathers. It’s a shock of pale blond hair, and -

    Oh, God.

    (Yes, You, why, why, why? Why him?)

    Aziraphale has Fallen.

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    Aziraphale Falls. Crowley, down in Hell following the Edinburgh incident, does his best to catch him.

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    11 Feb 2024

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    Crowley desperately willed his uncooperative brain to catch up to where Aziraphale was. He knew what the Angel was saying in theory , but every time he tried to make himself believe it, it was like he was short-circuiting.

    “So you want me to tell hell that we’re fucking?”

    “I want you to tell Hell that I’m letting you do whatever you want to my body.” Aziraphale responded. “We already have the rope, if they need a demonstration.”

    “ Demonstration? ” Crowley squeaked. Suddenly, some very compromising thoughts thrust their way directly to the forefront of his imagination.
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    Heaven and hell don’t remember the apocalypse. In order to spend time together, Aziraphale comes up with a genius plan; they tell heaven that he’s kidnapped Crowley to extract information, and they tell hell… Well, they tell hell that Crowley is sexually corrupting the angel. Just how far will they go to make sure that their story is believable?
    Alternative title: Not Your Mother’s Fake Dating AU.

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    25 Jan 2024