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You're One in a Melon by deepslowpanic for TroublesomeTimes
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
07 Oct 2021
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Meet your life partner on our new dating app, Farmers Only. The only app where farmers can bond over their love of agriculture, environmentally friendly pesticide, and each other. Sign up today to find the love of your life!
Yoongi looks up from the app to blink at Seokjin, who has a triumphant gleam in his eye. "What the fuck did you download on my phone?”
Seokjin shrugs. "You always said you wanted to be a big, strong, working man's hoe."
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Unlucky in love, Yoongi is skeptical when Seokjin makes him a profile on a dating app for farmers. Hungover the next morning, he realizes he drunkenly sexted an unreasonably attractive melon farmer, and deletes the app out of shame. It's not like they'll ever come across each other in real life, right?
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- Part 1 of Big Gay Farm
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Sanji had lived his entire life wondering where his soulmate was. He had imagined their first meeting every chance he got. So what happens when he misses it? When he meets his soulmate during a busy rush at the coffee shop he works at and has no idea who it could be?
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“So, let me get this straight,” The glare he sent Seokjin was menacing, the older male clamping his lips shut as to avoid any other comments. “I’m apparently an expert at this ‘intercourse’ stuff, so you want me to teach you?”
Seokjin licked his lips, rethinking the thought before answering, “Well, when you put it that way…”
Namjoon’s face flickered into one of disbelief. “Then how do I say it? Seokjin, you basically asked me to have sex with you!”
(Or: Seokjin is still a virgin and maybe asking his best friend and crush for years, Namjoon, wasn't a good idea.)
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after being cheated on by his boyfriend of two years, seokjin isn't really in the mood to date for the time being. luckily, there's his best friend namjoon, who is more than happy to help him out in his horny time of needs. they develop a sexual relationship, meant to be casual and easy; nothing is ever easy when feelings are involved, though.
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Yoongi can’t settle. Can’t sleep. Hoseok suggests cock warming to soothe his needy boy.