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Namjoon is thirty, emotionally unavailable, and armed with strict rules about his heats.
He also firmly believes Jeon Jeongguk is too young, too soft, and far too sweet to be a threat.
One of them is a miscalculation.
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28 Feb 2026
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“I read the guide,” Jungkook muttered, insulted. “I even tried thinking about boobs and thighs and like, whatever. It just buzzed a little and then gave up.”
“Damn,” Jimin said, biting back another smile. “You couldn’t even get the AI hard.”
“Do you want me to die?”
Jimin tilted his head. “Nah. This is more fun.”
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Jimin and Jungkook, longtime roommates and “totally straight” close friends, have a yearly tradition of one-upping each other with chaotic stocking stuffer gag gifts. Last year, Jungkook won with a corn-shaped dildo engraved with “country girls make do”, leaving Jimin stunned and humbled.
But this year? Jimin’s not playing fair. He’s got a secret weapon: a top-tier AI-driven, brainwave-synced masturbator his company just finished developing. A prototype designed to read your dirtiest fantasies and milk you accordingly.
Naturally, he drops it into Jungkook’s stocking.
Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like forcing your straight roommate into a sexual identity crisis.
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- Part 1 of Holiday Fics
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28 Dec 2025
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there is a new hotshot recruit at jimin’s summer job and he is absolutely not jimin’s type.
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16 Jun 2025
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Taehyung is dared by his friends to search for the rumoured axe murderer that lives alone in the woods at the edge of town.
Instead of said murderer, he stumbles upon Jungkook — a prickly but shy lumberjack who likes making baskets of flowers and spending time with his dog.
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22 May 2025
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“Today’s mock competition. If I win, you suck my dick after the game.”
Jeongguk says.
He knows what he’s betting on, Jimin will give him that.
“Fine. If I win, I get to fuck you tonight.”
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the title might kind of give away who wins- Language:
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18 Feb 2025