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    "The sighs and groans stop suddenly and Shane’s stomach sinks. Fuck. Ilya is going to know that Shane is jerking off to him on the other side of the wall and he's going to hate him. This isn't how Shane imagined seducing him at all. He just couldn't fucking help himself.

    Okay it's fine. It's explainable. He could just be walking through the room to get dressed and ready to go. Ilya doesn't have to know that Shane has the entire side of his body pressed into the wall on the other side of his bed. Sure, maybe the creak is too close to Ilya's side, but will Ilya really be able to tell how close? In apartment living noise just travels everywhere.

    Just then, he hears the moans resume. And if he's not mistaken, they're a touch louder. Fuck, he's not imagining that, is he? Ilya is fucking louder. Not obviously so, but noticeable when you've got your ear desperately pressed to the wall like Shane does."

     

    Or, Shane is down bad and engages in some manipulation and light stalking to get his man, and Ilya is very much okay with this. College AU but tbh there's not a ton of plot here lol.

    Or, this author has seen some unhinged obsessive Ilya characterizations and wants more with Shane too.

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    08 Oct 2026

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    “A request specifically for you,” JJ mused. “That’s a first.”

    Hayden squinted at the screen. “Rozanov. Is that the guy from last week? The one you said was an asshole?” 

    Under his desk, where his friends couldn’t see him, Shane’s fingers began drumming an uneven rhythm on his leg.

    “Yeah,” he admitted. “But why would he request me specifically? All I did was restart his Slack.”

    Or: IT Specialist Shane Hollander just wants to do his job. Business Consultant Ilya Rozanov just wants to do Shane Hollander.

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    08 Oct 2026

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    “Shane, this is Ilya Rozanov.”

    For a world-ending moment, it felt like the ground was falling out from beneath him. The hand he’d been extending to greet the new bodyguard froze in midair, a stab of panic jolting through his entire body.

    Because it was the man from the night before. The man he’d slept with.

    (Shane Hollander is the son of the Canadian prime minister. He is also the captain of his college hockey team. This obscene balancing act is seemingly going just fine, until he accidentally hooks up with his new bodyguard one night at the bar.)

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    07 Oct 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.

    Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.

    They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.

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    02 Oct 2026

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    Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-

    “Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.

    “Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”

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    When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.

    Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.

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    28 Sep 2026