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    It was then that Deadpools eyes widened in realization of what was happening.

    “Spidey… are you-”

    “Don’t say it,” Peter whimpered weakly. They both stilled when they heard one of the men trying to pry the lid off of the barrel they were in. They abandoned their barrel, dismissing it as being “jammed”.

    “You’re totally getting off on the vibrations aren’t you,” Wade then said once the men were far enough away.

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    When Peter and Wade are on a stealth mission to bust drug traffickers, they find themselves crammed in a barrel to avoid being caught. The only problem is that Wade's phone alarm is going off in his pocket and the vibrations are bringing Peter closer and closer to an orgasm he's desperately trying to stave off. You can only delay the inevitable for a certain amount of time.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    28 May 2026

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    Another year in the life of two dumb hockey boys.

    Sequel to Like for Like, an AU where, instead of meeting at the World Junior Hockey Championships in 2008, Shane and Ilya meet a full year earlier - in a hockey group on Facebook.

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    25 May 2026

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    Another few minutes passed in silence after that, both of them too engrossed in their own homework to say anything further. Peter had put his headphones in so he could concentrate better without any distractions.

    “Michael,” the guy says suddenly. Peter looked up at the sound of his voice, but he didn’t hear him quite clearly.

    He pulls an earbud out of his ear. “What?”

    The guy—Michael, apparently—clears his throat. “My name is Michael,” he doesn’t look at Peter as he speaks, he’s scribbling something on his notebook instead.

    “Oh,” Peter breathes out. He didn’t expect the guy to introduce himself. “I’m Peter.”

    “I know who you are.”

    or: Peter Parker is trying to navigate his life through college when he meets his MJ.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Remus loves Sirius, and Sirius loves Remus.

    That’s just the way it is—call it a law of the universe or just the way the world works—but after four years away, Remus gets a call from Sirius asking him if he remembers a promise they made freshman year.

    And, of course, Remus remembers. How could he not?

    Something like a love story from the summer of 1978, full of Southern Cuts and Old Style, shitty motel rooms, and questionable decisions. Poor excuse for poetry and late night dancing, a trip to Vegas, and one too many honeymoon suites.

    Cherry pop rocks, too-tight pants, and a road trip across the U.S.

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    18 May 2025